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[CF74]

This is what I think of the Commanders men, *fart*

 

[wittenacious]

Jason, teaching a little classic education to his 'Boys... Princeton University style:

"A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a Fart" — Anonymous

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Garrett and his P-U experience being impressively demonstrated... how apropos.

 

[Fla Cowpoke]

JG: "Can you smell what the RKG is cooking?"

31: "Smell??? I can taste......"

 

[wittenacious]

JG: "Can you smell what the RKG is cooking?"

31: "Smell??? I can taste......"

:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

Stop!

Hammer time.

Everybody sees us
Our process is not hype
We're he'll on the field
And magic late at night.

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

Sumo > Karate ?

 

[a_minimalist]

JG: "Can you smell what the RKG is cooking?"

31: "Smell??? I can taste......"

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

OK, Felix and the 2 guys who failed the conditioning test.

Can you do this at least?

 

[RoyTheHammer]

http://media.star-telegram.com/smedia/2012/07/31/20/38/MjDdd.St.58.jpegStop!

Hammer time.

Everybody sees us
Our process is not hype
We're he'll on the field
And magic late at night.

:laugh2:

This thread has so much "win".

 

[RoyTheHammer]

OK, Felix and the 2 guys who failed the conditioning test.

Can you do this at least?

:laugh2:

Dang, nice one gimme. Two in a row that made me bust out laughing haha.

 

[Wulfman]

garrett: "and BOOM goes the dynamite"
number 31: "just do what coach do and I will be successful, ***, oh well lets do it lol"

"Now when we face New York on opening night, and you see Martellus across from you, turn around, and follow this process..."

 

[Yeagermeister]

garrett

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

 

[wittenacious]

"Now when we face New York on opening night, and you see Martellus across from you, turn around, and follow this process..."

Hey, Wulfman. I think your sig line, slightly modified, would have made an even better caption:

Jason Garrett: "Why, #31...you look like somebody just walked over your grave." :laugh2:

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[Verdict]

garrett: "and BOOM goes the dynamite"
number 31: "just do what coach do and I will be successful, ***, oh well lets do it lol"

Nice to meet you, Mr. Sandusky!!!!!!

 

[erod]

"He did like this....and then Newman dove right under him, and the stinkin' slow white tight end dude got a first down."

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

garrett: "and BOOM goes the dynamite"
number 31: "just do what coach do and I will be successful, ***, oh well lets do it lol"

In other news, the Dallas Cowboys open up training camp this week and Head Coach Jason Garrett brings back the Icky Shuffle.

 

[Doomsday101]

garrett: "and BOOM goes the dynamite"
number 31: "just do what coach do and I will be successful, ***, oh well lets do it lol"

The fire hydrant drill, my dog invented it.

 

[dallasfan4lizife]

"This is where you can put your nose, you happy fans!"

 

[dallasfan4lizife]

Here's your glory hole Jerry

Hey watch out...

***** hole is offensive now, even though it was hilarious the other day when Jerry said it

 

[casmith07]

"Back Blast Area Clear!"