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[CyberB0b]

 

[jazzcat22]

Welcome to the team, but we need defense, not offense...

 

[boysfanindc]

I kept my end of the bargain by opting out of my Heat contract, so now keep yours and release Romo as I am your new starting quarter back.

 

[cowboyschmps3]

"Wanna play Dend? Or both ways?" Lol

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Garrett = "Keep working Bron Bron and maybe one day you'll be as respected as Tim Duncan. "

LeBron = "Keep working Ginger and maybe one day you'll be as respected as Wade Phillips."

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Welcome to your home! Who needs Dallas, San Antonio or Houston fans anyways?

 

[Doomsday101]

Let see about 6'08" 250, gain a little more strength in upper body and come see me next years.

 

[guag]

Hey, you got that from the Madden page on Facebook. At least, that's where I just saw it.

 

[viman96]

You know there is no flopping in the NFL, right?

 

[DallasEast]

Tony and I apologize. Our mythical Twitter jinx powers had no effect on the Spurs.​

 

[CF74]

No dude you're not the next Antonio Gates, stick to B-ball...

 

[jday]

"See how I put my left hand on your arm while I shake your hand with my right? It's a process. It's my next hand up mentality"

 

[Hostile]

That's the right kind of hat LeBron, but you've got it on backwards. Tony can teach you the process of wearing your hat right. We'll just take it day by day and see.

 

[daveferr33]

I like you LeBron, but please forego anymore criticisms of us on Twitter.

 

[TheCowboy]

"I heard you guys have good air conditioning"

 

[DFWJC]

Tony and I apologize. Our mythical Twitter jinx powers had no effect on the Spurs.​

except that Tony likes the Spurs

 

[DFWJC]

We wanted Jadaveon Clowney, but you'll do

 

[DallasEast]

except that Tony likes the Spurs

That's Tony Romo for you. His preference for the Spurs jinxed his fake jinx powers. Or was it due to him being enormously obese? I can never figure out these internet fables...

 

[DallasEast]

We wanted Jadaveon Clowney, but you'll do

I still would have donated a kidney in exchange for Clowney. Thank Jalapeno for Demarcus Lawrence!

 

[BigStar]

"I just took a dump without washing my hands"