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[dstovall5]

"Claiborne, how does it feel to have to look up to an 8th grader?"

 

[Fredd]

Kid: So Mo, when do Curly and Larry get here so all 3 stooges join the team?

 

[Jack Burton]

""

Mo: Get away from me kid. You're not a real journalist.

Kid: And you're not a real NFL corner. Now, shall we continue the interview?

 

[coult44]

Hey kid, can you tell JJ to go get Peterson and The Honey Badger, I work really well with those guys....

 

[Corso]

"Morris, would I put up 100 or 200 yards against you?"

I don't have to read any other comments- that's the winner.
Holy crud- I think my neighbors could hear me guffawing to that!

 

[Hoods]

What is this trash? I don't understand why "fans" get a kick out of insulting their own players.

 

[Zman5]

"

Mo: "You call me Dolores one more time and I'm stormin' outta here!"

 

[Plankton]

Morris, I know that you had a bad week last week. I'm here to help you. Look into the tip of this pen.......

 

[Longboysfan]

Morris is this your contract year?

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Kid: Morris, what did you think of the show "Lost"?
Morris: I modeled my game after that show.

 

[xwalker]

Mr. Claiborne, if we put you in disguise and you join the practice squad thousands of Cowboys fans will love you and demand that you be promoted to be the #1 starter. If they think they've heard of you (like Michael Sam) but have never actually watched your game film it will be even better.

 

[MWH1967]

Hey, Mr Claiborne sir.............Thank you for stopping to speak with me. They wanted me to give you this. It was divided between the teams players and they said they feel this is how much weight you pull around here.

BTW...you look much bigger on T.V. anyway..... enjoy your practice today.

 

[BigStar]

" Morris, what advice can you give us kids on commitment, hard work and loyalty? "

"During my studies on Calvinism..."

 

[jday]

Kid: Welcome back Marion Barber; why did you cut off your dreads?

Claiborne: Marion Barber was a running back - I'm a corner!

Kid: Really? You could have fooled me!

 

[CowboyGil]

Kid: So Mo, what are your feelings on being one of the biggest busts in Cowboys history?
Mo: Bye Felicia!

 

[1fisher]

What do Wonderlic mean?

 

[SSWilliams31]

Kid: Hey, I'm your new tutor.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Kid: Can you explain to me why I fired up madden 15 this week and your madden rating was 42?

Morris: Forty-two? Out of 50? Allllrighttt...I deserve to be a starter!

 

[TheCount]

You guys are really enjoying beating up on this dude.

 

[percyhoward]

"Morris, pick your poison; Cooper or Maclin? Because I will target you the entire game. See you Nov. 27, Clayburn"

Niiiiiiiiice.