Caption this

[Reality]

"For a moment, Bledsoe's worst nightmare came to life as he thought
he was going back to pass and he had no offensive line in front him."


or


"After being flagged, Bledsoe was seen arguing the call that
he crossed the line of scrimmage before passing the ball."



*image taken from TC images from Cowboys-Forum.com*​

 

[Charles]

Gurode Ate Al Johnson!!!​

 

[TheEnigma]

In an effort to improve the Cowboys ability to score points, all 53 spots on the roster will be held by offensive players. "We didn't want to give up some of our developmental players on offensive but we didn't have enough room on the roster to keep everyone. The NFL is becoming an offensive league so this move made the most sense. As long as we are the last one to score, we Win." Jones said in a recent Press Conference. Parcells commented "This allows me to coach a better game as I will no longer have to hold that Zimmy Wuss by the hand. I finally have an excuse to fire him."

Don't be surprised if the rest of the league follows suit as fans of other teams have been shouting "we want basketball we want basketball" Jerry has always been a trend setter and this just may be one of his best ideas yet

 

[Crown Royal]

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Red rover red rover, we call TO over.

 

[HardHittin'Witten]

Stop....Hammer Time.

 

[Tio]

THe ball is snapped.

Bledsoe:"Jeez who farted?"
As all the olineman are in sqautting positions, bledsoe suspects the worse of his fellow teamates and turns around to avoid the inevedable stink.

 

[SupermanXx]

Bledsoe: "Ok guys here's the play. I have to take a huge shyt and I don't wanna be bothered. FORM THE WALL! NOW! IF ANYONE ONE OF THOSE F***ERS GETS THROUGH, GIVE THEM HELL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

The servants of Frankestein's Monster practice protecting him against the angry villagers.

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

"Protect the statue"

 

[dougonthebench]

"For a moment, Bledsoe's worst nightmare came to life as he thought
he was going back to pass and he had no offensive line in front him."


or


"After being flagged, Bledsoe was seen arguing the call that
he crossed the line of scrimmage before passing the ball."



*image taken from TC images from Cowboys-Forum.com*
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where'd my receivers go,damn it!

 

[wileedog]

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Offensive Line: "Heeeeeey, Macarana!

Drew: "Crap, I always screw up the spin part...."​

 

[SuspectCorner]

parcells: "hey... er, uhh... drew... if you're looking for your receivers.... you might wanna try turning around. and somebody bring me a telephone. quickly."

 

[cowboyeric8]

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Red rover red rover, we call TO over.

Thats pretty good Crown Royal.

 

[DoomsDayD]

ESPN headline news. Bledsoe still gets sacked even though defensive line is no where to be seen.

 

[poke]

AP Wire Service : At yesterdays practice the Cowboys worked on another of Coach Parcells " special situational " plays. Parcells was quoted saying " I want our guys to be ready for anything during a game ". One official who was there to help the Cowboys fix their constant penalty problem told Parcells after practice that " in 27 years I've never seen another team practice this ". One final note, on the play Flozell Adams, LT, was called for a false start.

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[Banned_n_austin]

Drew Henson watches as Bledsoe demonstrates what the former baseball player looks like after taking the snap.

-Or-​

Hey Henson! I can throw better than you backwards.

 

[Wimbo]

Cowboys practice the Statue of Liberty play.

Wait... nevermind.

 

[notherbob]

The Offense, suffering flashbacks to early last season, scored only three plays later on fourth down and with their backs against the wall.