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[Gridiron Man]

Garret: Time to start crak'en some skulls, so let's get cracke'n Mr. Kraken.

 

[jrumann59]

Since I am the Head tyou would figure I would get a monitor this big for my computer but look at what I got, then compare it to what Jerry uses at the stadium. I am not asking for 20 yard monitor I am asking for 27 incher

 

[Zman5]

thought this was a great pic. I have no comedic talent so I'll leave it up to the board to caption this.

Hardy: "So did you really ice your own kicker?"
JG: "No. That was a joke that went bad. I was just trying to mess with Jerry but the dumb ref thought I was actually calling a timeout. No. Really. That's what happend."

 

[CowboyGil]

So Greg, you take the little paper football and try to kick it with your finger through my uprights.

 

[KingintheNorth]

Garrett: "blah, blah, blah process....blah, blah, blah all three phases .blah"

Hardy: (It's going to be a long year)

 

[Sasquatch]

Garrett: "Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Really?"

Hardy: "I know. I was just playing the game. You know how it is."

 

[whynot]

You wanna spread RG3's head how wide?

 

[CooterBrown]

"Yes Greg, this is not much of a desk for the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, but Jerry refuses to buy me a bigger one until he gets another Lombardi Trophy. When I asked why he just said, 'it's a process.' I don't have any idea what he meant by that. And look at this tiny computer monitor. I can barely read The Zone without my glasses. I tell you Greg, I don't get any respect."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"No really. They traded for Sam Bradford. I can't explain it either."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Seriously. Adrian will be a Cowboy by September. It's a done deal. Even I can't screw next season up."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Actually Greg I think you did it. But I really like saying Kraken."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Want to have some fun? Just send the old guy some Johnnie Walker. Then watch what happens."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Natural red head. Here look..."

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Want to see the Walmart video?"

 

[Risen Star]

Garret: What's weird is that we both have the same nickname.

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Yeah that Giants O-line is funny."

 

[jazzcat22]

Garrett:
...Just hit Eli before he can throw to Odell, he will fold like a cheap suit...
...RG3, he will just run away from you, toward his own goal, but McCoy you can just hit...
...Bradford, just look at him mean, he will fall down, but don't hurt his ACL, we need him to keep falling down...

Hardy:
Can I hurt them all, just a bit...there is a new sheriff in Dallas, and I want to make them feel pain when they see Stars tracking them down....getting my posse ready...

 

[Risen Star]

Garrett: Can I be Ginger Kraken?

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Yeah he wanted to go somewhere to win a superbowl and he chose the Eagles LOL... ***?"

 

[ErikWilliamsHeadSlap]

"Yeah I'm running the show now. Ever seen Weekend at Bernie's? That's us and Jerruh. He died about 3 years ago."