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Jason (thinking): I should just rip that rug off his head

Charlotte (thinking): Wow, I wonder what size Jason's shoes are

Jerry: Well, I'm gonna trade up, hiccup, hiccup
 
Jason-He better not do what I think hes going to do

Charlotte-I wish i knew what was happening

Jerry-Im supposed to be double fisting Johnnie Walker blue but one of my glasses is empty.

Random dude in the back-Im so happy to be here
 
Jason: crap he looks like wants manziel
Jerry: mmmmmm manziel
Charolette: *looks at pictures of Jerry with prostitutes on phone* ughh I guess I signed up for this
 
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Jason no one believes in us
Jerry: To hell with them we are going to shock the league, 5-11 my butt.
 
Jerry....who do you like Troy??
Jason...what the Bleep is wrong with this guy??
Charlotte...I hope nobody notices that Dad's Alzheimer's is getting worse by the day.
 
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Jason: (thinking) - With a little white make-up, Jerry could pass for Darth Sidious...
 
"I swear if the old man says 'I want Johnny' one more time, I'm swear that I am going to get up and check my last pay stub to remind myself why I am here."
 
Jason: I don't want to look, but I think he just lost bladder control.
Charlotte: What the....!!!
Jerry: I'm going Commando!!
 
Jason: man that just stinks and who do I blame the boss or Charlotte....I knew I shouldn't have had those BBQ beans at lunch.
 
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Jason (thinking): Don't give me that BS about Johnny Football again we are NOT going to draft him.
 
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Jason: It's the second round, let's get that tight end.
Jerry: Would ya look at that! Val Kilmer has not aged well.
Charlotte (thinking): I need a word with a Q in it.QI! Yes! Triple word score!
Guy in the back: Sigh. Jelly. Donuts.
Romo Off Camera: I'll be you're huckleberry, Jerr.
 
Jerry: Them underoos that Randle gave me a riding up.
Jason: Make Jerry's head explode, make Jerry's head explode.
Charlotte: I can see Jason's crack.
 
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Jason (thinking): I should just rip that rug off his head

Charlotte (thinking): Wow, I wonder what size Jason's shoes are

Jerry: Well, I'm gonna trade up, hiccup, hiccup


Shariff Floyd and Scotch Whiskey.
 
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I know aging is a process, but a man's face isn't supposed to be that red and that stretched naturally......and his teeth aren't supposed to be that green.....
 
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"I know that look on his face . . . he's thinking . . . he's thinking . . . Norton, no, Russell Maryland could come back."

"I can't believe he just sat on that chick's lap and she just let him."

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"Good gosh, I'm a Princeton grad working for Jed Clampett."
 

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