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[bayeslife]

"See that Charlotte? It's so big it hits the floor. That's what years in the porn industry will do for you."

 

[vicjagger]

Jason: "I think Tony was right, he isn't gonna last another 5 years."

 

[DenCWBY]

Jerry: What day is it and who are these people around me?
Jason: If I can slip a ruffie in that scotch, he'll be a sleep before our next pick.
Charlotte: Ok, we could trade up for the 2nd pick with the Raiders for our RB needs and then trade back our 3rd and 4th to get the Bucs 2nd next year along with their 5th and 7th pick this year. That should free up FA cap space to ink Dez long term while using the Bucs 2nd and our 1st next year to move up in the1st to draft that highly touted Ohio State QB next year to eventually replace Romo. That's the 1st move in my 3 phase plan to keep this team on top.
Guy in the Back: I hope Mara's check is good. This spy business is killing me.

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

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Garrett: The sunburn was bad enough, why did he have to bring the ice tea.


Jones: It's a sun burn...and that's iced tea.

 

[AzorAhai]

Jerry: "That was an 8-8 pick Jason!"

 

[jazzcat22]

Jerry....I can't believe I'm about to pass on all those JF jersey sales....man I want them jersey sales....
Jason....Jerry, don't do it, don't pick JF
Charlotte...(about to face palm) God, I hope he doesn't pick JF

But the real hero here is the man in the back

Man in the back...where am I, is all this real...does Jerry need his glasses cleaned, maybe if I don't he will mistake his writing of JF for ZM...maybe I need to give him a double of JWB, dirty glasses, and he sees ZM...yeah, sounds like a plan....

 

[Joe Realist]

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[JonJon]

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Jason (thinking): I wonder which is redder: My hair or Jerry's face?

 

[DallasEast]

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Jerry: <fhurppp!>
Jason: What the...?
Charlotte: Oh gawd. It got in my mouth...

 

[Spectre]

JG: "Jerry... Jerry... Jer... ahem... Jerry..."

Charlotte: "OMG, Jason. Is that a brain? [tilts head] Kinda looks like a bat wing..."


JJ: "Baby you're a fi-rework.. c'mon show 'em dah da dah..."

 

[casmith07]

 

[cmoney23]

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[Longboysfan]

Jason: (thinking) Don't do it Jerry... Pass on JF.
Jerry: (thinking) Hmmmm... I wonder if JF is worth the pick. No. Too much circus.
Charlott: (thinkng) Well I just signed up another 15 corporate sponsors this year and we are topping $535 million in sponsorship money before we start anything. I wonder if I qualify for a bonus this year? What's going on in the room?????

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

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Jerry: Wha..... aughhh. What do you mean the Johnny Walker workers have gone on strike but ONLY the ones who make Blue Lable?
Jason: I can not believe I signed an extension.
Charlotte: How do I not have controlling authority over these two clowns.............

 

[WV Cowboy]

Jerry: What day is it and who are these people around me?
Jason: If I can slip a ruffie in that scotch, he'll be a sleep before our next pick.
Charlotte: Ok, we could trade up for the 2nd pick with the Raiders for our RB needs and then trade back our 3rd and 4th to get the Bucs 2nd next year along with their 5th and 7th pick this year. That should free up FA cap space to ink Dez long term while using the Bucs 2nd and our 1st next year to move up in the1st to draft that highly touted Ohio State QB next year to eventually replace Romo. That's the 1st move in my 3 phase plan to keep this team on top.

LOL, .. you took my joke! That is what I was going to use, with Jason saying, "oh look, a squirrel", and Jerry asking for another drink.

And meanwhile Charlotte studying her laptop and planning out the picks of the draft for now and in the future. Yours was even more in depth than I had planned.

That's funny.

Well done.

 

[CrownCowboy]

Jason thinking to himself: Spray on or tanning bed?