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[Longboysfan]

Just sign over the ownership to the Stadium.

 

[Doc50]

Come on, J -- I already spent all that.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Linda, listen to me Linda........ pay me like Megatron and I promise you we'll be just as successful as the Lions, Linda

 

[CowboyGil]

Dez: Come on Jerry. Your pockets ain't empty bruh. We hongry!
Jerry: I'll take my cutter back!

 

[DenCWBY]

Jerry: Really Dez? Do know how many attorneys, body guards and babysitters this team has set aside for your antics?
Dez: Really Jerry? Do you know how many attorneys, publicists and hush money this team has set aside for yours?
Jerry: Well I guess we're kind a grown from the same soil.......son.
Dez: Whoa bro, don't need a daddy, just want to play football for good money.

 

[Aven8]

But Dad, I already put the deposit down on the Bugatti, the loan shark says he's going to throw me in the Trinity if I don’t pay him by the end of this month.

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[LittleBoyBlue]

I had one set of cheeks in this hand... and another set in this hand!

 

[Joe Realist]

Sorry Jerry. It's time to get paid. You didn't pay DeMarco, so pay me! If not, I'll hold and by the time I come back, I'll tear a hamstring and be out for the year.

 

[BigStar]

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Stop wasting my time! You know what I want!
You know what I need! Or maybe you don’t!
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money! Gimme some money!

( $1 million internet credits to the first poster who gets this reference )​

Dez: Looking for a formidable used car my good sir.

(JJ rockin the vintage)

 

[casmith07]

"I know you know I caught that ball, but can I please punch Dean Blandino?"

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Linda, listen to me Linda........ pay me like Megatron and I promise you we'll be just as successful as the Lions, Linda

What do you think Corso, future litigator?

 

[BigStar]

I had one set of cheeks in this hand... and another set in this hand!

Dez: ...so I just had to conclude, this is just too much " " for one man.

 

[xwalker]

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Stop wasting my time! You know what I want!
You know what I need! Or maybe you don’t!
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money! Gimme some money!

( $1 million internet credits to the first poster who gets this reference )​

Jerry: Dez, I've seen Megatron in his prime. Linehan knows Megatron. Megatron is a friend of his. Dez, you're not Megatron in his prime.

Dez: But Jerry, my ego needs to be the highest paid WR. Financially it does not really matter if I get 12M or 17M because I'll just spend it on stupid stuff anyway, but I've got to have it for my ego man. Come on, Jerry.

Jerry: My old friend Al Davis benched Star RB Marcus Allen when Allen made him mad. I'll trade for Megatron or Odell Beckham Jr. and bench your butt.

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

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Stop wasting my time! You know what I want!
You know what I need! Or maybe you don’t!
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money! Gimme some money!

( $1 million internet credits to the first poster who gets this reference )​

 

[Garrettop]

Dez: Jerry, when you gonna ditch them ratchet threads?

 

[mugsybows]

BBHMM

damn beat me to it.

 

[JBS]

damn beat me to it.

Lolol. I thought it was a good caption.....

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Dez: ...so I just had to conclude, this is just too much " " for one man.

Jerry: "well... I.... I.... Ubbbb....ubbbb......I .... I...."

 

[Plankton]

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Now, look, Mr. Jones....I know you think you can play me in this negotiation, but, I was always told that I should have protection - and I got me a Condon, cause you're about to get screwed!!!!

 

[CF74]

BBHMM

Man I love that remix they played on 105 this am....


Don't act like you forgot...
Jerry Better Have My Money!!!!