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[visionary]

Elway: Jason, I bet you can't stack those bottles

 

[visionary]

Elway: Jason, you have failed at every level of coaching but you still have a job. What's you secret?

Garrett: John, John, John, just make up catch phrases like stacking and good days Etc. We have an idiot for a GM and the fans are an easy mark. I'm not even breaking a sweat.

 

[Cowboys_22]

Elway: The only team willing to sign Osweiler were the texans.
Garret: hehe

 

[Leadbelly]

Garrett: "Y'know John, if someone in our organization dressed like you, we fine them."
Elway: "Y'know Jason, if someone in our organization coached like you, we fire them."

 

[Ranching]

Hey John, did you just come from a Village People concert?

 

[erod]

"I was going did the Rutger Hauer look. What do you think, Jason?"

 

[Melonfeud]

Kevin Seifert‏Verified account @SeifertESPN 6m6 minutes ago

Two former NFL quarterbacks chatting today at the scouting combine.

Eric Edholm‏Verified account @Eric_Edholm 7m7 minutes ago


"So, Jason, we have a QB situation ..."

Elway: what? I could've swore I've already friended you on Facebook.

Jason: no,no,, you haven't yet,john .

 

[slick325]

Elway: Jason, looking forward to playing you guys this season. Tony says he knows that offense inside and out...just as well as you and Scott.

Garrett: Doh! That is Tony's number!

 

[Silver N Blue]

What's up with all the water. Can't the NFL spurge on some iced tea or mango iced tea or lemonade iced teas or slurpees.....

They have to cut costs somewhere to raise the cap.

 

[Setackin]

Lol

 

[bandfan]

Elway: "Well, Jason, it's a process, first you make sure the thumb nail is good and clean before you cut it."

 

[Longboysfan]

Elway: The only team willing to sign Osweiler were the texans.
Garret: hehe - What comp pick level did you get for him?

 

[tyke1doe]

Jason: How much louder would my claps be with THAT hand!

 

[plasticman]

"And if you give us Romo I'll even throw in this nifty sleeveless jacket"

 

[Plankton]

If I were a Jason Garrett hater, I think it would be because of that insipid smile he's got on his face half the time. It actually even annoys me, and I like the guy.

 

[Etchyboy]

So Jason who is your dentist?

 

[Beast_from_East]

Kevin Seifert‏Verified account @SeifertESPN 6m6 minutes ago

Two former NFL quarterbacks chatting today at the scouting combine.

Eric Edholm‏Verified account @Eric_Edholm 7m7 minutes ago


"So, Jason, we have a QB situation ..."

Dam, Elway's hands are like twice the size of Garrett's

That is probably why one guy is a hall of fame QB and the other is a career backup.

Hand size matters for QBs.

 

[dogunwo]

Elway: Do you know if they got any Coors Light in the back?

Garrett: Sorry bro. Per my contract guidelines I can only be seen with or talk about Miller Lite.