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[Kaiser]

Kellen Moore: "Before all the threads were about you two guys, they were all about me".

Dak: "I call BS".

Kellen Moore: "OK, half the threads. But it was a lot".

 

[Bobhaze]

Dak: “Looks like they’re running a two deep safety set with an X combo...what are you guys seeing?”
Garrett: “I’ll have to look at the tape.”
Moore: “Hey guys, remember when I once threw for 435 yards in a meaningless season ending game?”

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

"No, it goes like this, 'Stick out your chest, shake your tush
When you've got it, shout it out loud.' "

"On 3-hut-hut!"

 

[Captain-Crash]

"Both you guys have out thrown me in the challenge. Now why am I starting?"

 

[plasticman]

"Anyway, Dak, I forgot to bring the game plan with me......again.

Hey, how bad can it get, anyway?

LOL, It's only the Colts defense!"

 

[plasticman]

"So here's the plan....I'll jump Linnehan from behind, while Dak...Dak you go for his legs okay?"

"And now Coach Garrett? We need you to open the door nice and wide so me and Dak have plenty room to toss him to the streets."

 

[DanA]

Dak: You're given me that creep "in love" look again Kellen....quit it.
Garrett: Stay focused Dak. My thumbs are red raw from clapping all day, but you know what....I don't let it affect me, I stick my chest out, put my playbook in my pants and ready those hands to go again. You do the same Dak.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Does this play sheet make my butt look fat?

 

[America's Cowboy]

Dak: Coach, can we run another drive-killing play just to upset the haters on CowboysZone some more?!?! I love to read their whines!

 

[3rd_n_inches]

Wheew I thought you were gonna be naked.

Why does that 15 year old boy wearing a headset look lost?

Garrett to Moore and Dak “alright were gonna use fundamentals for this next play...Rock paper scissors to see who showers with Linehan”

Garret to Dak “Dak tell Moore you are sorry”

Dak to Moore “Dude stop breathing into the mic”

Moore to Dak “I talked to Papa Linehan and he didn’t sound to happy with your offense Dak.”

 

[Doomsay]

The Noodle Factory

 

[Fmart322]

Garrett: When I was your age Dak, I was winning super bowls! I was a QB on a super bowl team! I never fumbled or took terrible sacks!

Dak: Weren't you the backup?

Garrett: And? What's your point?

Dak: (thinking to himself) No wonder i'm not getting better, my HC is out of his mind.

Dak: Man, you were great. I can see why you've been here so long. Jerry knows greatness personally.

 

[Fmart322]

Dak: What do you think coach, am I the best QB in the country?
Garrett: That may be but unfortunately we're playing in the city.

 

[BleedinBlue]

Next play coach...Uhh Rock-Paper_Scissors

 

[acr731]

Dak - "Where do you come up with this crap, coach? And you wonder why we have to constantly change your stupid plays at the line."

 

[nalam]

Garrett- I dont have a play for the red zone!
Moore- Can you throw a fade using left arm , that will fool them.
Dak- Are you guys serious?

 

[dcstar]

You go girl!

Go Cowboys!

 

[Broges74]

JG: Have you guys seen my playbook?
Moore: You mean there's a playbook? I thought we were just pulling stuff out of our behinds.
JG: Oh, thanks Coach Moore.
Dak: And you guys wonder why the plays stink like do-do.

 

[Ranching]

Garrett doesn’t call the plays.

Garrett doesn't do a damn thing.

 

[Ekspozed]

Dak "ok what do we do here?"
Moore "youre as experienced as I dak.."
Garrett "yeah but how's my clapping?"