Caption time: Bill Sheridan

[viman96]

I'm sure these are the defensive plays I drew up? Um let's see Broncos bottom of the page? No that is Falcons. Uh Cowboys? Where are the plays for the Cowboys?!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

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I like cake

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Why do I have to pay for the Pizza?

 

[vta]

******! I told Spags to rewrite these guidelines on real paper. This bar napkin is all soggy and runny.

 

[Rustinpeace21]

i could have sworn i had spagnolas number written down here somewhere

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

Hmm let's see, this worked for Spagnuolo, why isn't it working for me????

 

[Aikbach]

Thankfully I own that hotel chain if this doesn't work out.

 

[Don Corleone]

I don't really know much about defense, or even football, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

 

[DallasCowboysRule!]

"Ok let's see here. Shopping list: DE, DT, OLB, MLB, CB, SS..."

 

[AdamJT13]

Who is this "Chris Canty" on our roster? Has he even played this year?

 

[SaltwaterServr]

I really have to thank my wife for printing out the want ads for college defensive coordinators from Craigslist.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Hmmm. Why does my origami duck look nothing like the one in the picture?

 

[The Realist]

Where the hell did I put Strahan's number?

 

[dallascowboyfanboy]

I told Jacobs to show his work on these Math problems. What?! He wrote that 2+2 = 5! That's why he is soooo stupid.

 

[Tom [Giants fan]]

there is dissension among the Giants. O'Hara called out a number of unnamed players saying they need to take their job seriously. Even though he didn't mention any names, Giants fans can guess who several of them may be.

 

[Kaika]

How did Spagnola understand this ****

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Let's see here. 27 across is a six-letter word for major ******bag: J-A-C-O-B-S.

 

[DallasEast]

Room Charge $129.00... Room Tax $7.90...
Bob Sacamano's Bar & Grill $915.00..?

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[Wolfpack]

"note to self...call your realtor, put house on market"

 

[Seven]

"What the hell is this? Whose pants did I put on"?