Caption time: Bill Sheridan

[Joe Realist]

Ok, Eli wanted the clam chowder, Jacobs the tossed salad and diet coke.....

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Let's see here. 27 across is a six-letter word for major ******bag: J-A-C-O-B-S.

And we got a winner right there.

 

[Don Corleone]

Dang, that Mr. Whipple is full of it. I thought that Charmin was supposed to be a lot softer than this!