Caption time

Hoofbite;3489413 said:
:laugh2:

Jerry: Am I smiling? Can someone tell me if I am smiling.

"No Jerry, you're not smiling"

Jerry: How about now, am I smiling now?

"No"

hahahaha
 
He seriously needs to lay off the Botox. He couldn't even smile when he was introducing Emmitt on Saturday.
 
bbgun;3488741 said:
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Camera guy in white shirt (right): Really lady? You're going to walk through a "no estrogen" area with that big lens?

Jerry: You see, uh, that, uh, lens is ... well, uh, it's mighty big. And uh...

Romo: She can stay
 
Hostile;3489109 said:
This is not a caption joke. Bob Lilly is 3 years older than Jerry Jones.

Does he look it? IMO, he looks like he only quit playing a few years ago.

Better plastic surgeon.

He and Moose look about the same age.

Side note: No love for Jimmy this weekend ?
 
SkinsandTerps;3489903 said:
Better plastic surgeon.

He and Moose look about the same age.

Side note: No love for Jimmy this weekend ?
Emmitt acknowledged him.

I've met Bob Lilly. There's no plastic surgery there. He just keeps himself unreal fit.
 
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One in three men suffer from "performance related issues".
 
SkinsandTerps;3489903 said:
Better plastic surgeon.

He and Moose look about the same age.

Side note: No love for Jimmy this weekend ?

Jimmy once said that he had no qualms about running Emmitt into the ground because if he got old prematurely, he'd just go out and get another RB. Kinda cold blooded, but that's life in the NFL.
 
Joe Rod;3489918 said:
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One in three men suffer from "performence related issues".

:laugh2:
 
Hostile;3489907 said:
Emmitt acknowledged him.

I've met Bob Lilly. There's no plastic surgery there. He just keeps himself unreal fit.

I meant from you guys. Jimmy built a winner WITH Jerry.

And I was joking about the surgery. PM me if needed.
 
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Camera Guy: "Hey Tony, do you know that the logo on your shirt is incorrect and wrong?"
Tony: "Lighten up buddy, it's a celebration of 50 seasons" (laughs)
Bob: "You're thinking way too hard man....sheeesh!" (laughs)
Jerry: "If I hear one more idiot bring it up about the logo....."
 
bbgun;3488741 said:
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Romo: Hey Bob you look great for your age. You must use a really good moisturizer, along with a daily dose of SPF 30.

Lilly: Yeah not everyone ages this well.... (cough) Jerry (cough)


Jerry:
bertstare.jpg
 
JBell523;3490009 said:
Romo: Hey Bob you look great for your age. You must use a really good moisturizer, along with a daily dose of SPF 30.

Lilly: Yeah not everyone ages this well.... (cough) Jerry (cough)


Jerry:
:lmao2:Oh man that pic made it.
 
Joe Rod;3489918 said:
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One in three men suffer from "performance related issues".

hahaha
 
bbgun;3488741 said:
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Romo: I think this guy over here to my right was born without eyelids.
Lilly: LOL
Jerry: I need a drink
 
peplaw06;3489101 said:
Tony: I'm gonna get me one of those jackets someday.
Bob: One of the only things Jerry can't buy.
*laughter*
Jerry: Yeah **** you.

That one cracked me up! :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :bow:
 
bbgun;3488741 said:
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.

Bob---"hey Tony"

Tony---"yeah Bob whats up?"

Bob---(slurring )...Bill Parcells....he aint worth a ****......"

Tony--..Ha Ha..that what i heard
 
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Lilly: "2 college guys with a cell phone camera go into a bar!!!""

Jerry: ....
 
nathanlt;3490445 said:
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Lilly: "2 college guys with a cell phone camera go into a bar!!!""

Jerry: ....



WINNER!!!
 

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