Car hacks to avoid

[Reverend Conehead]

Some car hacks that you find online are NOT worth using. Here are some to avoid.

1. Fixing dents. One dude online claimed that you could blow into your tailpipe and this would make your dents pop out. I tried it, and all I got was a filthy circle around my mouth. No fixed dents. This hack does NOT work!
2. Bald tires. Bald tires are ugly and low status. I found some dude online who had found an ingenious hack to fix them ultra cheap. He re-drew the tread lines with a black Sharpie. I tried it, and it made it look a lot better. However, I had a blowout anyway. This is NOT a good hack. Don't try it.
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I just wanted to give you guys a heads up so that no one else gets suckered into these hacks. I'm really mad! If you have any car hacks that people should avoid, post them here.

 

[Vtwin]

Switching from summer air to winter air in your tires doesn't make a damn bit of difference. I'm never paying for that again.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Another ripoff is blinker fluid. Some dude sold me several bottles of this. Turns out, all you have to do is wipe off your blinkers every now and then. DON'T get suckered into buying any of this.

Also, these kits that profess to let you convert your car from an ordinary one to a fancier one -- they're a ripoff! Don't buy them.

 

[VaqueroTD]

Siphoning gas with random cars is a natural fuel injector treatment.

After accidentally swallowing gas on the 17th car and developing permanent stomach pains, I found out I was duped!