Chad Johnson Legally Changes Name To Chad Ocho Cinco

[tomson75]

I think its 60% funny / 40% insane.

Seems about right.

 

[Hostile]

I know someone named Dark Angel

I used to manage some student apartments. I had a resident who was, shall we say colorful. He wore tie dye t-shirts. He had a lot of colorful tattoos and piercings. He had multi colored spiked hair. Got a picture in your mind?

One day he came into the office and he said he needed to change his paperwork because he had legally changed his name. So he shows me his ID. One name, no last name.

Rainbow.

He legally changed his name to Rainbow.

So we redo all the paperwork changing his name to Rainbow. When we got finished he said something that I thought was really funny.

"I am now your most important resident. You should be nicer to me than to any other resident." I asked why and he said, "because God promised that as long as there's a Rainbow he would never destroy the world."



True story.

 

[Hostile]

I think this guy is literally cuckoo. Sane people don't do things like this.

....Sells a lot more jerseys though.

Oh who among us is really sane?

Sometimes I think the whole world is crazy except me and you, and confidentially, I worry about you.

 

[Brandon]

I do, but it might not be for the same person that you're suggesting.

No wonder you don't have a career in comedy.

 

[djtavo]

witten should change his to :

Force-Witten

 

[silverbear]

Anyone wish to organize a public stoning?

Methinks he's already stoned enough...

 

[Gemini Dolly]

Loves it. Chad Ocho Cinco. hahaha.

 

[DallasFanSince86]

Chad Johnson, sorry Chad Ocho Cinco, is an idiot.

Methinks he's already stoned enough...

:laugh2:

 

[Idgit]

I met a girl named 'Orange' at a party one night. "Hi, I'm Orange!" she said when we were introduced. "Maybe a little," I said "but not anything a tan and some makeup couldn't cover up." She wouldn't talk to me the rest of the night.

She had a friend named 'Sandwich,' too. No guesses what that introduction was like.

True story, too.

 

[Paniolo22]

He should have changed his first name to :mule:

 

[Hostile]

I met a girl named 'Orange' at a party one night. "Hi, I'm Orange!" she said when we were introduced. "Maybe a little," I said "but not anything a tan and some makeup couldn't cover up." She wouldn't talk to me the rest of the night.

She had a friend named 'Sandwich,' too. No guesses what that introduction was like.

True story, too.

:laugh2:

The all time worst name I ever saw was in a book called "I'm With the Band" by Pamela De Barres. basically it was all about her being a groupie slut for a bunch of rock and roll legends. Some artist in San Fran and his wife named their kid Groovy Nipple.

I'd have killed them and on the stand that would have been my only defense.

 

[Idgit]

:laugh2:

The all time worst name I ever saw was in a book called "I'm With the Band" by Pamela De Barres. basically it was all about her being a groupie slut for a bunch of rock and roll legends. Some artist in San Fran and his wife named their kid Groovy Nipple.

I'd have killed them and on the stand that would have been my only defense.

I know a Happy Ho, but she's Asian. I also know a MiMi Yu-Ho. That one cracks me up, but I haven't got the heart to say anything to her.

 

[Hostile]

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/5122/detail/

She played basketball over here. Yes, that is her real name in purple.

 

[silver]

Now, instead of Johnson on the back of his jersey, it will say Ocho Cinco.

No it won't. It will only say Cinco since there are no other guys with a Cinco last name. Now if he had changed his name to Chad Ocho-Cinco he might be allowed to use that. what a dufus. it would be funny if the league forces him to only use his new last name. :laugh2:

 

[tomson75]

No it won't. It will only say Cinco since there are no other guys with a Cinco last name. Now if he had changed his to Chad Ocho-Cinco he might be allowed to use that. what a dufus. it would be funny if the league forces him to only use his new last name. :laugh2:

He did change it to 'Chad Ocho Cinco'.

 

[TRUTH87]

LOL what an idiot!

x2:bang2:

 

[silver]

He did change it to 'Chad Ocho Cinco'.

he'll need a hyphen otherwise it'll be good ol cinco.

 

[DeaconBlues]

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny, but not insane?

Nope, your not alone. But then, I live in California. Ocho would fit right in without a second glance.

 

[Undisputed]

I just love this guy. When he isn't causing trouble for his team in the offseason, he is simply the most entertaining player in the league.

 

[TheCount]

I love Chad Joh... sorry Ocho Cinco. What would the world be without people like this guy? Boring as hell, that's what.