I got an idea
1.) we fly first out to New England and get a crash course from Bill Belichick himself. He’s the harshest coach there is. Our team needs it. We make WAYYY to many mistakes, turnover wise and penalty wise. You don’t see NE making those mistakes often.
2.) Proceed to fly out to Indianapolis. They have the highest rated defense right now. Leave the defense there, take the Colts defensive players with us and disguise them. They will wear our jerseys on game day. Hopefully no one will notice the difference. Maybe the Colts can turn our horrendous defensive players around, but til then, we steal the Colts defense (and their coordinator)
3.) fly over Kansas City stadium and kick Kellen Moore out with a parachute and hope Eric Bieniemy takes him in and teaches him to properly execute offensive playcalls and designs.
3) fly back to Dallas and practice with whoever we have left.
4.) try not to get blown out.
also, revoke Nolan’s key card into The Star.
we may become contenders if this plan comes to life