Check out my buddies wife

[Midswat]

Last weekend, I was over at a friends house for poker night.

This guy comes over, whom I'd never met before, with this beautiful girl. I just thought it was his gf. But she was a bombshell. Absolutely gorgeous, albeit with fake chest cannons and bleached hair. But who am I to discriminate.

Well . . . I was back over at my friends house today playing cards again, and they got to talking about the couple. Turns out they are married . . . and she is this weeks or months or however long they do it "Ticket" girl.

I live in VA, being in the Navy, but she is from Texas. Her husband is too, but he's stationed in VA as well.

Turns out . . . they got married so she could stay in the country . . .

Anyway . . . check out her pictures . . .

http://www.theticket.com/

She sat accross from me playing cards . . . and I lost most of my money. I'm a sucker for beautiful women . . .

 

[Mamba]

damn There's sometimes when you to betray friends to accomplish things and move forward in life....this would have been one of the. She's gorgeous....

 

[DStely8]

i love who her hero is and the reason for it

 

[jamez25]

Turns out . . . they got married so she could stay in the country . . .

your buddy is getting *played* more then a PS2.

 

[jacs]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v194/dmxinsd/hitit.gif

 

[Midswat]

your buddy is getting *played* more then a PS2.

He's not really my friend . . .

He's more friends with a friend of mine. I never met him before playing cards over there . . .

And he's a pain in the a**. A really annoying card player.

And yes . . . he's probably getting played by her bigtime.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

your buddy is getting *played* more then a PS2.

Good on him... I wouldn't mind being played by that!!! DAMN she is fine!!!

 

[BUSDRIV3RDH]

She gets drunk off one drink and has an accent--that's hot! Is it one of those dominating hot as hell east european accents too? Like that girl from that show "The Help" on the WB lol.

 

[Midswat]

She gets drunk off one drink and has an accent--that's hot! Is it one of those dominating hot as hell east european accents too? Like that girl from that show "The Help" on the WB lol.

I didn't notice an accent . . . she didn't say much that night.

And they were only there for about 2 hours, because he took her to go see that movie "Up the river without a paddle" or something like that . . .

Me? I'da took her to go see Exorcist, so she could jump on my lap everytime she got scared . . .

It's one of the oldest moves in the book . . . I always take first dates to scary movies . . .

 

[Banned_n_austin]

Take a run at er', Middie.

You are Gawd's gift to wimmen.

 

[Midswat]

Take a run at er', Middie.

You are Gawd's gift to wimmen.

Naw man . . . they are married.

If they weren't . . . I'd try to talk to her if she wasn't near him.

But that night playing cards, he was in her pocket . . .

I wouldn't mess with a mans wife though . . . marriage is sacred.

 

[SoTex]

I wouldn't mess with a mans wife though . . . marriage is sacred.

You're a good man. Nothing but trouble can arise from messing with a man's wife.

 

[trickblue]

Claudia
September 2004 Ticket Chick of the Month​

Name: Claudia
Birthplace and Date: Alba Iulia, Romania / January 21st.
Height: 1.63 m
Weight: 50 Kg
Measurements:
90 cm 60cm 92cm
Eye color/Hair color: brown / blonde

Best Asset: my accent

Hobbies: shopping and…..shopping

Career Goal: Fashion industry

Something about you that not many people know
I get drunk after one drink.

How long have you been a Ticketchick?
8 great months

Favorite Sport
Baseball, because I like seeing guys in their tight pants and gymnastics because Romania RULES!!!

Favorite Position
Hmmm…catcher, cause I like a guy on his knees

Turn-Ons/Turn-Offs
Humor, smile, abs and nice *** / Bad manners, rude people and ugly toes.

Most embarrassing moment
I was caught making out in the mountains by my two little cousins

Rate yourself on a scale of 1-10. (explain)
10, of course, cause The Ticket doesn’t hire anything less.

Mountains or Beach?
Beach, especially the nude one in Romania.

Describe your perfect date
Have lunch at a beach resort, spend time on the beach, go dancing at night, hit a bar after hours and let the night begin in the bedroom.

Favorite Holiday
My birthday and the day after Thanksgiving, cause everything goes on sale.

What is a P1?
A person who has reached enlightenment

What would you do if you won a million dollars?
I would throw it on the bed and roll around in it.

Do you kiss on the first date?
No, you have to work for my kisses.

What is your guilty pleasure?
Gambling.

Complete this phrase: “I would be voted most likely to . . .”
get in a car accident, because of my driving skills.”

If you could change 1 thing about yourself what would it be?
I already did it. My hair color.

Bikini or One-piece
One-piece. Bottom of bikini only.

Would you rather cook or clean?
Is that a trick question?

Who pays if you ask him out?
He better pay if he wants me to ask him out again!!

Vegas or New Orleans
Vegas, because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I’m happiest when . . .
I am being spoiled.

I’ve never been able to . . .
take no for an answer.

My Hero is:
Jessica Simpson. Anyone who is as stupid as she is and still has the guts to show her face on TV has got my vote.

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

Claudia
September 2004 Ticket Chick of the Month​

Best Asset: my accent

Uhhh, lie much!!!??

 

[trickblue]

Uhhh, lie much!!!??

I thought the EXACT same thing...

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

I thought the EXACT same thing...

Well, actually, my FIRST thought was... Best Asset: I swallow ...but being as this is mixed company, I thought better of it.


ohhhhh, wait!!

 

[trickblue]

Well, actually, my FIRST thought was... Best Asset: I swallow ...but being as this is mixed company, I thought better of it.

ohhhhh, wait!!

Good call... it would be better not to mention that here...

 

[jacs]

i predict that if your friend will be broke in the future

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

i predict that if your friend will be broke in the future

Judging by her comments, she does seem pretty high maintenance.

 

[Banned_n_austin]

Naw man . . . they are married.

If they weren't . . . I'd try to talk to her if she wasn't near him.

But that night playing cards, he was in her pocket . . .

I wouldn't mess with a mans wife though . . . marriage is sacred.

Marriage Schmarriage.

I'd have to make an exception to the rule here.