Signals
Suspicious looking stranger
- Messages
- 4,656
- Reaction score
- 32
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island.
If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
(Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its
head. (Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and
a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind
come. My brother said they would have been better off
eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They
are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on
earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my
big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky, age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
again because water fired right up her big fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a
sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island.
If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
(Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its
head. (Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and
a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind
come. My brother said they would have been better off
eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They
are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on
earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my
big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky, age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
again because water fired right up her big fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a
sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
