Avery
The Dog that Saved Charleston
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1. You find yourself suspended for six games because you're a bit of a knucklehead, but one that may be falsely confused of being an abuser. Do you:
A. Grow up and start acting like someone who can be an actual role model
B. Appeal your suspension, go to some lame counseling and hopefully just keep your vices more private
C. Call up Johnny Manziel and go full career implosion.
2. You are being touted by fans as the new and unexpected face of a storied franchise. The world is falling on your firm shoulders and the pressure is immense. Do you:
A. Have a sophomore slump and reveal the haters to say 'I told you so.'
B. Injure yourself and watch your team implode in a fiery ball throughout the year
C. Guide your team to the Super Bowl and annoint yourself as the one while vanquishing the demon known as Risen Star
3. You are a poster on the Cowboys message board Cowboyszone.com. You are a complete homer pumping sunshine on a cloudy day even though the team is doing poor. Do you:
A. Acknowledge mistakes will happen because the team is young and none of us are infallable individuals
B. Pin issues on the number of suspensions we have and to just imagine how good we'll be when everyone's back
C. Blame the refs because they suck
4. You are a poster on the Cowboys message board Cowboyszone.com. You can't help but login and vilify the team on a daily basis to where others even question if you're a fan even though the team is winning. Do you:
A. State we're only doing good because everyone else is injured and we're just lucky beyond belief
B. Magnify every bad play that is made and that we need to cut 46 of our 53 by next week
C. Blame the refs because they suck
5. You're the coach of America's Team and find yourself at the helm of a ship where you will be trumpeted as a hero or a goat. Do you:
A. Clap
B. Clap harder
C. Why are you not clapping?
A. Grow up and start acting like someone who can be an actual role model
B. Appeal your suspension, go to some lame counseling and hopefully just keep your vices more private
C. Call up Johnny Manziel and go full career implosion.
2. You are being touted by fans as the new and unexpected face of a storied franchise. The world is falling on your firm shoulders and the pressure is immense. Do you:
A. Have a sophomore slump and reveal the haters to say 'I told you so.'
B. Injure yourself and watch your team implode in a fiery ball throughout the year
C. Guide your team to the Super Bowl and annoint yourself as the one while vanquishing the demon known as Risen Star
3. You are a poster on the Cowboys message board Cowboyszone.com. You are a complete homer pumping sunshine on a cloudy day even though the team is doing poor. Do you:
A. Acknowledge mistakes will happen because the team is young and none of us are infallable individuals
B. Pin issues on the number of suspensions we have and to just imagine how good we'll be when everyone's back
C. Blame the refs because they suck
4. You are a poster on the Cowboys message board Cowboyszone.com. You can't help but login and vilify the team on a daily basis to where others even question if you're a fan even though the team is winning. Do you:
A. State we're only doing good because everyone else is injured and we're just lucky beyond belief
B. Magnify every bad play that is made and that we need to cut 46 of our 53 by next week
C. Blame the refs because they suck
5. You're the coach of America's Team and find yourself at the helm of a ship where you will be trumpeted as a hero or a goat. Do you:
A. Clap
B. Clap harder
C. Why are you not clapping?
