Chris Berman has become a complete Joke, picks niners to beat Cowboys

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Why does this fat balding ****** even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense

He predicted

cowboys 27
niners 28



Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????
 
Chris Berman is 3 parts out-dated noises that make him sound like an 11 year-old, 3 parts gesticulation, 2 parts entertaining, and 2 parts anchoring.

The sooner you realize that, the sooner his quasi-analysis doesn't agonize you.

I would assume this ratio applies to all BSPN anchors, and maybe some of their "analysts."
 
What?!?!?!?!?he Didn't Pick Us!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!! Unbelievable
 
One of the ESPN analysts picked the Niners too.....but the only real shock was that Accuscore had the Niners winning.

Oh well.
 
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?
 
Respect1;4116080 said:
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?

Alex Smith STINKS that's,why
 
Respect1;4116080 said:
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?

It's easier to believe that you're a 49ers troll than it is that your team will win Sunday.
 
Respect1;4116080 said:
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?

Considering their starting WR's would be #3a and #3b here, the offensive factor favors Dallas strongly.

Considering Alex Smith completed one pass downfield to a WR, and they couldn't punch it in from the 4 yard line with 6 freaking tries, the defense favors Dallas.

Considering their safeties aren't as agile as the Jets, where Witten still had 120+ yards, then the offense favors Dallas.

That's three freebies. Enjoy.
 
CowboysFanSince88;4115944 said:
Why does this fat balding ****** even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense

He predicted

cowboys 27
niners 28



Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????
Because people like you start threads on sports forums about him. Win for ESPN.
 
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.

The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.

the_catch.jpg


He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
 
Hostile;4116348 said:
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.

The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.

http://daviddhovey.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the_catch.jpg

He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.

Just seeing that pic is painful.

However, that was then and they dont have Josie Did Montana at the helm this week.

So, Crystal Vermin is just hopefully wishing. :nono2:
 
Hostile;4116348 said:
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.

The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.



He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
The pinnacle, why cause he was there ??? What a turd.
 
Hostile;4116348 said:
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.

The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.

the_catch.jpg


He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.

I know what was behind the score but I just was amazed he can predict a win when the franchise right now is HORRIBLE.
 
He's a Fred Flintstones looking mother flower but i enjoy his routine.

Entertainment! !
 

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