Chuck Norris turns 70 today

Bob Sacamano · Mar 10, 2010

He's taking his son David Buehler out and they're going to drink Petrol oil as a chaser.

bbgun · Mar 10, 2010

she could kick his ***

Rampage · Mar 10, 2010

Little known fact: Chuck Norris invented the GIF because after taking the above photo standard images refused to contain his awesomeness.

Bob Sacamano · Mar 10, 2010

Rampage;3304093 said:

:laugh2:

CanadianCowboysFan · Mar 10, 2010

the man could kick all of our behinds and not break a sweat

the kid 05 · Mar 11, 2010

is he really 70?

kmp77 · Mar 11, 2010

bbgun;3304091 said:
she could kick his ***

I'd let her kick mine..........mmmmmmmm..........

bbgun · Mar 11, 2010

the kid 05;3304155 said:
is he really 70?

His hairpiece is 40.

SaltwaterServr · Mar 11, 2010

kmp77;3304165 said:
I'd let her kick mine..........mmmmmmmm..........

First thing I thought too.

Second and third thing I thought as well.

Wimbo · Mar 11, 2010

Chuck Norris doesn't age... He roundhouse kicks time in the face.

Hoofbite · Mar 11, 2010

70 in human years is only like 10 in Norris years.