Chuck Norris turns 70 today

[Bob Sacamano]

He's taking his son David Buehler out and they're going to drink Petrol oil as a chaser.

 

[bbgun]

she could kick his ***

 

[Rampage]

Little known fact: Chuck Norris invented the GIF because after taking the above photo standard images refused to contain his awesomeness.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:laugh2:

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

the man could kick all of our behinds and not break a sweat

 

[the kid 05]

is he really 70?

 

[kmp77]

she could kick his ***

I'd let her kick mine..........mmmmmmmm..........

 

[bbgun]

is he really 70?

His hairpiece is 40.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

I'd let her kick mine..........mmmmmmmm..........

First thing I thought too.

Second and third thing I thought as well.

 

[Wimbo]

Chuck Norris doesn't age... He roundhouse kicks time in the face.

 

[Hoofbite]

70 in human years is only like 10 in Norris years.