Clean Joke

[Signals]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box,
gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

 

[Signals]

I bought my wife a mood ring for her birthday.

When she is happy it turns a pretty green color.

When she is angry it leaves a red mark on my forehead.

 

[Hostile]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box,
gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

I like that one.

 

[Faerluna]

I bought my wife a mood ring for her birthday.

When she is happy it turns a pretty green color.

When she is angry it leaves a red mark on my forehead.

:laugh2:

 

[cbfan55]

I bought my wife a mood ring for her birthday.

When she is happy it turns a pretty green color.

When she is angry it leaves a red mark on my forehead.