Complaint Box

[Cowboys_22]

Hurricanes

 

[Juggernaut]

My complaint? That box is too small.

That's less of a design flaw and more of a feature, because the smaller box should discourage certain forum members, who shall remain nameless, from submitting essay length complaints.

 

[Runwildboys]

We want your opinions! .. when they really don't.

They just want to refute your claim!

 

[CouchCoach]

Unlimited* .. when it's not really unlimited.

That's like "All You Can Eat".

Went into a Q restaurant, the sign read "All you can eat....$15". Got my food and went back for seconds and told the owner "I want another plate". He said "great! That'll be $15". I said "what? your sign says all I can eat for $15". He smiled and said "yep and that was all you could eat for $15".

 

[CouchCoach]

That's less of a design flaw and more of a feature, because the smaller box should discourage certain forum members, who shall remain nameless, from submitting essay length complaints.

Alright now, I sense some nonsense with that "nameless". Just for that, I am making separate posts for each complaint. Y'all are gonna be sorry.

 

[Runwildboys]

Complaint: People alluding to the idea that CC is verbose! ...


...... Just come out and say it!

 

[CouchCoach]

I am old now. I complain about everything. The waitress did not acknowledge us after five minutes, "Let's Leave".

I like complaining. It fosters the illusion that somebody actually gives a damn.

 

[CouchCoach]

Complaint: People alluding to the idea that CC is verbose! ...


...... Just come out and say it!

Hey, they don't have to read all of the words at one time, they can save some for later. "Read these, I'll make more".

Are you complaining about my verbosity or those complaining about it? If it's the latter, I want to join in because there's no requirement to read them. And it's not like it's a lot of words about one thing but many things. The fact that they may not connect, OK, don't connect, just adds to the variety and if variety is the spice of life, I am a jar of blackening and curry seasonings all in a baggie after I ran out of weed in it.

 

[CouchCoach]

Know what I hate? Teaf****** that wait until you get it just right to sneak up and fill the glass. Not to be confused with the waitpersons that wait until you've taken the biggest bite of the meal to run over and ask "everything OK"? One time, I'd like to just open my mouth, let all the food fall out and yell "IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I WAS ALLOWED TO CHEW THE DAMNED FOOD. IF I AM EATING IT, IT'S OK. IF I AM GAGGING, SPITTING, CLUTCHING MY THROAT AND WRITHING ON THE FLOOR, YOU CAN ASK ME THEN".

 

[Juggernaut]

Complaint: People alluding to the idea that CC is verbose! ...


...... Just come out and say it!

Complaint: People complaining about people alluding, while alluding themselves!

 

[CouchCoach]

How about those people in line at the grocery store that ask "is that any good" pointing out one of your items at the check out? Just once I'd like to say "no, I am a masochist and this tastes like butt smells but I am out of BB's that I use as a colon and rectum abrasive and I am going to try this. Give me your number and I'll call you from the toilet and let you know how it worked".

 

[CouchCoach]

Complaint: People complaining about people alluding, while alluding themselves!

to others complaining about all of the alluding.

 

[Runwildboys]

Hey, they don't have to read all of the words at one time, they can save some for later. "Read these, I'll make more".

Are you complaining about my verbosity or those complaining about it? If it's the latter, I want to join in because there's no requirement to read them. And it's not like it's a lot of words about one thing but many things. The fact that they may not connect, OK, don't connect, just adds to the variety and if variety is the spice of life, I am a jar of blackening and curry seasonings all in a baggie after I ran out of weed in it.

I would never complain about anything the Grand Poobah of the PJG does. That would be tempting fate, since Dreadhonkey knows how to track me down.

 

[CouchCoach]

I would never complain about anything the Grand Poobah of the PJG does. That would be tempting fate, since Dreadhonkey knows how to track me down.

Yes, he does. Were he not Deathmonkey, he would be Stealthmonkey. There is a Waving Monkey here. I think that's the kinder and gentler version of Deathmonkey. I am waiting for Spankedmonkey to show up.

 

[Runwildboys]

Yes, he does. Were he not Deathmonkey, he would be Stealthmonkey. There is a Waving Monkey here. I think that's the kinder and gentler version of Deathmonkey. I am waiting for Spankedmonkey to show up.

Shhhh, his undercover name is Dreadhonkey.

 

[nightrain]

Sick and tired of hearing the Eagles players piss and moan about everything under sun after becoming world champs.

 

[Runwildboys]

Sick and tired of hearing the Eagles players piss and moan about everything under sun after becoming world champs.

Then you need to be doing something different, 'cause I haven't heard a single Eagles fan complain....Of course, I only know one Eagles fan. Maybe that's what you need to do different.

 

[nobody]

Would you guys stop outing me? It's hard to be stealth ops when you keep talking about me.

 

[CouchCoach]

Would you guys stop outing me? It's hard to be stealth ops when you keep talking about me.

That is just how good you are. They may know who you are but not when you are coming. The fear grows.

 

[Runwildboys]

Would you guys stop outing me? It's hard to be stealth ops when you keep talking about me.

Hey, I was talking about Dreadhonkey, not you!