Reverend Conehead
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 10,022
- Reaction score
- 11,940
I kept finding stories claiming that Amber Heard had been replaced by Emilia Clarke in Aquaman. This was crushing news to me, as the most important thing in my life right now is Amber Heard's career. I fell face first on my bed and sobbed uncontrollably for three hours straight. I know that Amber is such a wonderful human being and great actress, and losing this role would be such an injustice. However, now I keep finding stories that say that the previous ones were bogus and that Heard will not only remain in her role, but will get a raise. Ooooohhhh, that's such a relief. I was so worried about her. What would I have done if I couldn't see Amber in that role again? Her acting in that role is the only thing that gives my life meaning right now. Oooooohhhhhh, it would have been so sad to see her lose that role. I don't get the anger toward her. She's certainly never, ever done anything wrong that would get anyone upset. I'm just barely getting over my sobbing session from when I thought she lost the role. My knees are all weak and I can barely walk. Why did they have to scare me like that? My entire life is about living vicariously over the lives of Hollywood stars. How could they terrify me like that? When I thought Heard was going to lose her role, I was completely overwhelmed, blubbering, sobbing, and sewercical. But now that I know she'll be back in the role, everything is okay. Plus, she's getting a raise. I won't get to spend any of that money, of course, unless I become some kind of stalker/embezzler, but vicarious experience of some Hollywood star's money is way more important than any money that I make.
I just needed to report this. I know you guys will be relieved.
I just needed to report this. I know you guys will be relieved.
Last edited: