Cooley disses Witten

Cooley is just jealous because he don't play for the cowboys and deep down knows Witten is better.
 
really!?!? bikini pics from maxim are too much for this board? guess next time i'll just post g rated stuff. sorry. thought if it was in a normal newstand magazine it would be okay.
 
WoodysGirl;2644128 said:
Pics with clothes

chris_cooleys_fiance_has_a_tail.jpg


:cool:

Wouldnt mind seeing Mrs Cooley w/o the clothes, got any of those handy?

:D
 
HanD;2644137 said:
really!?!? bikini pics from maxim are too much for this board? guess next time i'll just post g rated stuff. sorry. thought if it was in a normal newstand magazine it would be okay.
Bikini pics and near-nude shots have never been allowed.

Family-friendly.

dbair1967;2644138 said:
Wouldnt mind seeing Mrs Cooley w/o the clothes, got any of those handy?

:D
google is your friend. ;)
 
Cooley is clearly better at running with the ball (no matter what Adam says), but Witten is obviously better.

But Cooley was fine with his remarks...I like the confidence.
 
TheCount;2643788 said:
That's some convoluted logic there...

I'm having a hard time seeing a single convolution. Player B has a higher YAC b/c he runs more patterns designed to maximize YAC. That's pretty straightforward logic isn't it?
 
speedkilz88;2644109 said:
Have you seen his wife?

he has a wife? Now days that does not mean a thing. He could be on the down low, besides are you sure that is a woman. If there are pictures of him with a real female, it could be his sister, friend, cousin, sister-in-law etc.
 
Cooley has <male apparatus> envy. Not surprising, considering the pictures.
 
Cooley is a very good player. His genuine self-confidence probably has a lot to do with that.
 
What's even funnier than Cooley thinking he's better than Witten is that Foreskin fans actually believe it. Some of there comments crack me up.

One said that Cooley has better stats!

One even said that if they'd have played the same amount of years that Cooley would only have 30+ fewer receptions and only 700 yards less! Heck, the yards are basically what Cooley averages a season. They still don't see it.

They also say that Witten isn't durable. Its really funny.

http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=280599&page=4
 

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