Cortez anyone

[goshan]

Who wants to sign Jose Cortez as kicking specialist?

What does he bring?
Deep Kickoffs.
Bravado.
Personality.
An extra tackler on special teams.

I say lets do it.

 

[Cochese]

Only if we bring back LA to jack him up when he makes a mistake.

 

[Tuna Helper]

Cortez is living in a grass hut in Mexico. He has been "kicking" a lime wedge between his two bottles of Corona to get ready for the NFL. I think he is ready.

 

[AbeBeta]

Dude can kickoff very well. He's a crap FG kicker though.

 

[amuze]

Cortez is living in a grass hut in Mexico. He has been "kicking" a lime wedge between his two bottles of Corona to get ready for the NFL. I think he is ready.

As long as he can kick that lime wedge 200 yards, it's all good. What does kicking fruit between beer bottles have to do with kicking off?

 

[Rampage]

Only if we bring back LA to jack him up when he makes a mistake.

hell yeah. we should have never gotten rid of him. another genius move by parcells

 

[AbeBeta]

hell yeah. we should have never gotten rid of him. another genius move by parcells

you can't be talking about LA. he's showing what he has left in his tank in SF right now. Let's see, missed 4 games, likely misses this Sunday's game. Probably doesn't make it back until after their bye week. That's 1/3rd of the season right there -- BTW with his injury, a less used up player comes back after missing one week tops. How anyone could have watched him last year and thought he was still good is beyond me.

 

[StevenOtero]

Can he play QB too?

 

[Hostile]

Only if we bring back LA to jack him up when he makes a mistake.

:signmast:

 

[Tuna Helper]

As long as he can kick that lime wedge 200 yards, it's all good. What does kicking fruit between beer bottles have to do with kicking off?

I guess you've never seen that Corona TV commercial.

 

[Yeagermeister]

hell yeah. we should have never gotten rid of him. another genius move by parcells

Actually it was. LA is not the LA of old. He's now an old LA. Old, out of shape and WAY overpaid. He would have been worse than Kosier last week.

 

[Yeagermeister]

:signmast:

Make him a kicking coach

 

[Bob Sacamano]

he couldn't beat out Nick Novak for the injury replacement for John Hall

no thanks