5Stars
Here comes the Sun...
- Messages
- 35,876
- Reaction score
- 13,438
What up all you lovers? I just got back from band practice and I learn that all the NFL schedule is all jacked up! What the hell. Cowboys get moved, Steelers get moved, Broncos get jacked, other scheduling problems.
"So, I suggest this, if I were the King of the NFL. I would halt all games, ending today. No more...game over. The season has been canceled. I would instruct all teams to go home where they belong. The Superbowl is not worth it.
So, I've decided that I will instruct the maker of the Super Bowl trophy to instead, make a small 12" high Participation Trophy that looks just like a real one and reward all teams, from the top down with a prize.
All teams names would be inscribed on each little trophy...(32. 2020). All personnel will receive an Ring with their team's name on it. Every stone will be a Tigers Eye.
As King of this situation, it is hereby that I must make this decision.
To the fans of the NFL we thank you for watching."
King of The NFL
(little trophies and rings not for sale)
"So, I suggest this, if I were the King of the NFL. I would halt all games, ending today. No more...game over. The season has been canceled. I would instruct all teams to go home where they belong. The Superbowl is not worth it.
So, I've decided that I will instruct the maker of the Super Bowl trophy to instead, make a small 12" high Participation Trophy that looks just like a real one and reward all teams, from the top down with a prize.
All teams names would be inscribed on each little trophy...(32. 2020). All personnel will receive an Ring with their team's name on it. Every stone will be a Tigers Eye.
As King of this situation, it is hereby that I must make this decision.
To the fans of the NFL we thank you for watching."
King of The NFL
(little trophies and rings not for sale)