Cowboys are changing their offensive cadence!

At first when I saw this, my 1st thought was "FINALLY The football world already has a zillion things to clown on us about, at least THIS cheese ball thing is going away"

But then...knowing us...knowing the way the Cowboys are....they probably didn't have enuff sense to go. "Guys, lets keep it simple and not be lame...stick to 33, 34, Hike"

No, they've probably been sitting around giggling and gossiping and coming up with some montra or something that's EVEN lamer than "Here We Go" (as impossible as that sounds"

One, Two, Three, Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!

We are Here, We are Qu, Get Used To It, GO!

on second thought...just keep 1,2,3 Here We Go. It might seem like it can't get worse than that....but I bet they'll find a way
 
This is exactly the type of offensive complexity that some of y'all said Schottenheimer was going to implement

Kudos to Jerry for allowing Shotty the power to change the face of the offense at its core.

I knew there might be some tweaking but to unleash this kind of change so early in the year scares me.
 
This is exactly the type of offensive complexity that some of y'all said Schottenheimer was going to implement

Kudos to Jerry for allowing Shotty the power to change the face of the offense at its core.

I knew there might be some tweaking but to unleash this kind of change so early in the year scares me.
Now if he rids it of so many curl routes then great
 
This is exactly the type of offensive complexity that some of y'all said Schottenheimer was going to implement

Kudos to Jerry for allowing Shotty the power to change the face of the offense at its core.

I knew there might be some tweaking but to unleash this kind of change so early in the year scares me.
It's going to be glorious
 
At first when I saw this, my 1st thought was "FINALLY The football world already has a zillion things to clown on us about, at least THIS cheese ball thing is going away"

But then...knowing us...knowing the way the Cowboys are....they probably didn't have enuff sense to go. "Guys, lets keep it simple and not be lame...stick to 33, 34, Hike"

No, they've probably been sitting around giggling and gossiping and coming up with some montra or something that's EVEN lamer than "Here We Go" (as impossible as that sounds"

One, Two, Three, Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!

We are Here, We are Qu, Get Used To It, GO!

on second thought...just keep 1,2,3 Here We Go. It might seem like it can't get worse than that....but I bet they'll find a way
Oh man, thanks for the genuine laugh this morning. I needed just that. Imagined Dakky boy going 123 wheeeee and the chief of clown upstairs doing the same with everyone in the executive suite because he's ordered them to on every play they're on the field.

:laugh::lmao::lmao2:
 

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