cowboys are going to be awful

[Signals]

lol....

Ever wonder why they call asteroids, "asteroids", and hemorrhoids, "hemorrhoids", shouldn't it be the other way around?

MZ must be the first asteroid to ever be banned.

 

[5Stars]

MZ must be the first hemorrhoid to ever be banned.

Fixed...

 

[DallasCowpoke]

rofl... and down came the mighty ban hammer.

(Sung to the tune of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer")

There's that Troll again.
Gettin' on a roll again,
Puttin' down The Boys.
Spoutin' lots'a noise
'Bout our playoff woe...oh....oh ooooohh's.

Says we choke a-lot.
Romo was a joke a-lot,
Chasin' all that tail.
Destined he would fail
And we'd all be blue...ew....eww ew.

But as he's gettin' ready to crow,
An Admin rights the score.

BANG! BANG! Hos-tile's Big Ban Hammer
Came down upon his head.
BANG! BANG! Hos-tile's Big Ban Hammer
Made sure that Troll was dead.

 

[DallasFanSince86]

Wanna bet?

2 posts and both are trolling. Toodles.

Fixed...

:laugh2: Perfect.

(Sung to the tune of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer")

There's that Troll again.
Gettin' on a roll again,
Puttin' down The Boys.
Spoutin' lots'a noise
'Bout our playoff woe...oh....oh ooooohh's.

Says we choke a-lot.
Romo was a joke a-lot,
Chasin' all that tail.
Destined he would fail
And we'd all be blue...ew....eww ew.

But as he's gettin' ready to crow,
An Admin rights the score.

BANG! BANG! Hos-tile's Big Ban Hammer
Came down upon his head.
BANG! BANG! Hos-tile's Big Ban Hammer
Made sure that Troll was dead.

:laugh1::laugh2:

 

[AmishCowboy]

It's pretty hard to get banned from here, Congrats!.

 

[CowboyMike]

Sweet


ExistentialistMZ's momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

everybody join in.

His momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money...

 

[MC KAos]

i just cant believe this thread is still alive

 

[the kid 05]

i just cant believe this thread is still alive

its hijacking time also know as the offseason

 

[5Stars]

His momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money...

No......!!!!!!!!!


:laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1:


Well...what would you expect from his daddy...

 

[Dallas]

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

That was quick....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

his momma's so po, that when you press their doorbell, she sticks her head out the window, yelling

DING DONG!

 

[Dallas]

his momma's so po, that when you press their doorbell, she sticks her head out the window, yelling

DING DONG!

His momma so fat.........................................

that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole arse over!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

she so po, that she had to put a stick of gum on layaway!

 

[Dallas]

His mama's so po, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

his momma so fat, that when she pulls out her BVDs, they spell BOULEVARD

 

[Bob Sacamano]

his momma so fat, that when she goes around the house, she goes AROUND the house

she so fat, that people tried to drag her into the water while she was sun-bathing

she so fat, that she sat on a quarter and out popped a booger from G Washington's nose

oh yeah

 

[Signals]

EMZ, your momma is soo ugly I ran out of brown papers bags.

I hope I dunt get an infraction for that.

:laugh2:

 

[Aikbach]

Well bless his pointy little head, they appear to have installed a computer in a Philadelphia special ed. class.

 

[Wolfpack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnosei6GJM

Brillant ! Just need a trophey case shot.