Cowboys Armageddon!

GenoT

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Instead of another lame-*** “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.
 
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FolsomCowboy

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The preseason never ends and I have to read OVER and OVER the lame "Garret clapping" "Chaz Green is horrible" "The front office is clueless they should hire me" "we like our guys" "I'm a better coach than Kellen Moore" type posts written by the closet Eagles fans on this board
 

CCBoy

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You start many threads on just this topic, promoting doom...
 

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Instead of another lame-azz “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.
:facepalm: Oh ****, here we go again.
 

Verdict

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The Dez is a beast threads when he can't even get a job! Make it stop! Lmao.
 

Rayman70

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I think JG would have to receive a rusty trombone from Jerrah and Stevie for him to get "an extension" of any sort . Even losing our starters wouldn't save Garrett...unless the above happens...lol
 

jsb357

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The fixation on Garrett's clapping was funny for the first month but the novelty wore off years ago.

Nope...

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Instead of another lame-*** “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.
Booger has the same doc as the one that told the POTUS he was in shape.
 
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