Cowboys Armageddon!

[GenoT]

Instead of another lame-*** “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.

 

[FolsomCowboy]

The preseason never ends and I have to read OVER and OVER the lame "Garret clapping" "Chaz Green is horrible" "The front office is clueless they should hire me" "we like our guys" "I'm a better coach than Kellen Moore" type posts written by the closet Eagles fans on this board

 

[Floatyworm]

Scientists find a cure for aging...Jerry lives forever.

 

[CCBoy]

You start many threads on just this topic, promoting doom...

 

[Rockport]

Instead of another lame-azz “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.

Oh ****, here we go again.

 

[Verdict]

The Dez is a beast threads when he can't even get a job! Make it stop! Lmao.

 

[CCBoy]

Oh ****, here we go again.

He didn't like the offer of free beer...guess the Ripple at the burn barrel is more appealing?

 

[AbeBeta]

This board is so not what it used to be.

 

[ESisback]

This board is so not what it used to be.

Nothing is!

 

[Tangle_Foot]

Nothing like Imagining the worst scenarios possible before the season ever starts

 

[ShortRound]

We win the SB with Garrett and Jerry and CZ melts down.

 

[Derekmtl85]

Scientists find a cure for aging...Jerry lives forever.

Yeah lets hope he dies because...football.

Kind of a crap person, arent you?

 

[Flamma]

Carolina doesn't play any of their starters and we still lose. Apoc. enough for ya?

 

[DallasEast]

The fixation on Garrett's clapping was funny for the first month but the novelty wore off years ago.

 

[Rayman70]

I think JG would have to receive a rusty trombone from Jerrah and Stevie for him to get "an extension" of any sort . Even losing our starters wouldn't save Garrett...unless the above happens...lol

 

[jsb357]

The fixation on Garrett's clapping was funny for the first month but the novelty wore off years ago.

Nope...

 

[DallasEast]

Nope...

I rest my case.

 

[jsb357]

I rest my case.

If you take away the clapping all he has left is the maniacal stare.

 

[CouchCoach]

Instead of another lame-*** “get a grip, people” thread, please post your most apocalyptic fears — right here!

I’ll go first...

Dak, Zeke and Lee go down for the season vs Carolina, Garrett gets a 10yr extension...and Jerry’s doctor proclaims he now has the brain of a 29yo.

Booger has the same doc as the one that told the POTUS he was in shape.

 

[rwalters31]

Yeah lets hope he dies because...football.

Kind of a crap person, arent you?

Little on the dark side!!