RELEASED Cowboys cut Parker Ehinger and Aziz Shittu

[dallasdave]

Yea, this cut is a bit of a head-scratcher for me.

pass the butter

 

[dallasdave]

Brutal. My Dad went to a Urologist in Austin named Dr. Dick Chop and yes he went by Dick.

 

[buybuydandavis]

Tackle is next year's problem IMO.

Take a good opportunity this year that presents itself. That's how we got Williams. Keep that kind of stuff coming.

Always better to be in the position to draft on opportunity, not need. We're in good shape to do that this year.

 

[buybuydandavis]

They have Cody Wichmann on the PS, he is better than Redmond IMO. I don't trash players but Redmond was horrible.

Last I heard, they liked Redmond.

Harvard boy. Jerry probably has him penciled in as HC if Garrett and Moore don't work out.

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

Yea, this cut is a bit of a head-scratcher for me.

That's what Dr. Dick Chop said.

 

[Corso]

Did you work for Vivid films. Or at the Pink Palace

I lived extremely close to Vivid's studio.
They allow (allowed, I don't know now) people to show and watch.
That porn business is more like a job than many realize. It's a shift job.
You watch it from the other end and nothing is truly sexy about any of it.

 

[Corso]

Brutal. My Dad went to a Urologist in Austin named Dr. Dick Chop and yes he went by Dick.

LOL! So funny! When my grandmother lived there, her GP was a Dr. Kilpacient.
I kid you not.
My mother dated a guy and his dentist was Dr. Tor Butcher.
HA HA HA!!! I can't even make this stuff up! Well, I could... but in this case I didn't!

What is it with Austin Dr's and their names?

 

[xwalker]

Truth - Cutting Parker Ehinger has to be about his injury, he was going to be on the 53 as a backup until he got hurt.

Untruth - After the injury they signed Adam Redmond but he was Shittu.

Yes, they probably failed him on the physical.

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

LOL! So funny! When my grandmother lived there, her GP was a Dr. Kilpacient.
I kid you not.
My mother dated a guy and his dentist was Dr. Tor Butcher.
HA HA HA!!! I can't even make this stuff up! Well, I could... but in this case I didn't!

What is it with Austin Dr's and their names?

Truly awesome. Austin is known for being weird. I just checked and Dr. Dick Chop still has his practice in case anyone wants to make an appointment.

 

[Corso]

Yes, they probably failed him on the physical.

Lol... and Physicals are a joke.
Whoops!

 

[Corso]

Truly awesome. Austin is known for being weird. I just checked and Dr. Dick Chop still has his practice in case anyone wants to make an appointment.

Does he do vasectomies?
OMG, I am loving this!
I would never put this in a screenplay, because it is too cliche, but the reality of reality is just darn too funny!

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

Does he do vasectomies?
OMG, I am loving this!
I would never put this in a screenplay, because it is too cliche, but the reality of reality is just darn too funny!

I don't know but maybe your screenplay could be the downtrodden guy who goes to see Dr. Dick Chop, Dr. Kilpacient, and Dr. Butcher and just knows the writing is on the wall.

 

[Corso]

I don't know but maybe your screenplay could be the downtrodden guy who goes to see Dr. Dick Chop, Dr. Kilpacient, and Dr. Butcher and just knows the writing is on the wall.

And then we wrote The Joker.

 

[xwalker]

Lol... and Physicals are a joke.
Whoops!

Clearing a player at this time of year is related to what the team might owe him is they clear him now and cut him later.

If they cut him now, then they owe him zero for 2019.

If they clear him now and then cut him sometime before the season, then if he has a remaining injury issue they would owe him an injury settlement.

 

[Corso]

Clearing a player at this time of year is related to what the team might owe him is they clear him now and cut him later.

If they cut him now, then they owe him zero for 2019.

If they clear him now and then cut him sometime before the season, then if he has a remaining injury issue they would owe him an injury settlement.

You're always such an adult about things.
Cut loose!

 

[dallasdave]

You're always such an adult about things.
Cut loose!

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

Forgot about that one. Pretty risque at the time.

 

[xwalker]

You're always such an adult about things.
Cut loose!

I don't act like an adult at home, but I play one on the Internet...

 

[Silver N Blue]

Well Shittu I thought Parker would be good depth on the oline.

 

[rynochop]

Has Shittus ink dried on his sig yet to make it to Jerrys desk?