Cowboys Distraction Elimination List

[BotchedLobotomy]

1. TO - Check
2. Pacman - Check
3. Bobby C
4. Jessica Simpson - Check
5. Jerry
6. Tank - Check
7. Roy Williams - Check
8. Another Season of Hard Knocks -Check
9. Greg Ellis - Check

Two left

 

[Rampage]

who's the 2 left?

 

[Yeagermeister]

Jerry's not going anywhere so you can forget that one.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Jerry's not going anywhere so you can forget that one.

Don't rain on my parade....I guy can dream can't he?

 

[Boston Cowboy]

who's the 2 left?

1. TO - Check
2. Pacman - Check
3. Bobby C
4. Jessica Simpson - Check
5. Jerry
6. Tank - Check
7. Roy Williams - Check
8. Another Season of Hard Knocks -Check
9. Greg Ellis - Check

Two left

Those two.

 

[davidb257]

If I'm not mistaken Michael Irvin is doing a show in which the winner gets to compete for a spot on the Cowboys? That's about as Hard Knocks as it gets.

Also, if Tony is off to a slow start, they'll blow up with how negative the release of T.O has impacted the team. If he's off to a fast start, they'll entice T.O to talk about why the Cowboys can do it without him.

The distractions didn't go anywhere.

Jerry Jones, a distraction? Get real.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

3. Bobby C

I say there's at least a 50/50 chance this one gets eliminated by the time the season starts, too.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

If I'm not mistaken Michael Irvin is doing a show in which the winner gets to compete for a spot on the Cowboys? That's about as Hard Knocks as it gets.

Also, if Tony is off to a slow start, they'll blow up with how negative the release of T.O has impacted the team. If he's off to a fast start, they'll entice T.O to talk about why the Cowboys can do it without him.

The distractions didn't go anywhere.

Jerry Jones, a distraction? Get real.

FAIL.

 

[Stash]

1. TO - Check
2. Pacman - Check
3. Bobby C
4. Jessica Simpson - Check
5. Jerry
6. Tank - Check
7. Roy Williams - Check
8. Another Season of Hard Knocks -Check
9. Greg Ellis - Check

Two left

Although he's not going anywhere, number 5 is funny.

 

[Woods]

1. TO - Check
2. Pacman - Check
3. Bobby C
4. Jessica Simpson - Check
5. Jerry
6. Tank - Check
7. Roy Williams - Check
8. Another Season of Hard Knocks -Check
9. Greg Ellis - Check

Two left

7 out of 9 isn't too shabby.

 

[Stash]

One question I do have about Carpenter:

Can he really be qualified as a distraction when nobody pays attention to anything he says or does?

 

[firehawk350]

Wouldn't a heavy metal band count as a distraction?

 

[speedkilz88]

When the pads come on in training camp, Bobby will flounder again. He'll be cut or traded by the last cut date. Jerry will be around awhile longer.

 

[Jon88]

Glad Tank Johnson is gone. Warren Sapp said he would be a big loss - I guess at keeping the bench warm. He obviously watched a lot of games.

 

[Woods]

Glad Tank Johnson is gone. Warren Sapp said he would be a big loss - I guess at keeping the bench warm

His outburst at the end of the last Eagles game was definitely poor.

 

[Jon88]

His outburst at the end of the last Eagles game was definitely poor.

That was disgusting. I hear Alvin Harper did the same thing after the 94 loss to San Francisco (yet we brought him back years later).

No more badmouting the franchise or disrespecting it. It should automatically disqualify you.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Wouldn't a heavy metal band count as a distraction?

I thought of that too, but fat guys playing heavy metal is too cool to be a distraction.

 

[BAT]

His outburst at the end of the last Eagles game was definitely poor.

If you thought HIS outburst at the end of that game was poor, then it is a good thing you did not hear mine.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

1. TO - Check
2. Pacman - Check
3. Bobby C
4. Jessica Simpson - Check
5. Jerry
6. Tank - Check
7. Roy Williams - Check
8. Another Season of Hard Knocks -Check
9. Greg Ellis - Check

Two left

A hated player here, a hated player there.
And pretty soon you are a left with a team of Bill Bates and wonderful 7-9 seasons.

 

[davidb257]

FAIL.

Kid. How dumb do you have to be to think the OWNER of our franchise is a distraction?

FAIL? Grow up little boy.