Cowboys fan is auctioning his soul

"You are bidding on behalf of your favorite NFL football team, to acquire a new Super Fan. After a 22 year career as a devoted Dallas Cowboys fan, I will not be renewing my contract and am now a free agent. There have been plenty of ups and downs, from back to back Super Bowls to the embarrassing Dave Campo years, but I can no longer offer my Super Fan status to a team that simply does not care about winning."

In my opinion, he's been off his meds for a LONG time...
 
Someone should win the bid and tell him he has to root for the Cowboys.
 
Does not sound like much of a fan to begin with let alone a self promoted super fan as he claims. Hell I doubt the Lions would even want this idiot
 
Does anyone bid for stuff on EBay? If so, is it possible to put in a negative bid, like -$.01?
 
5Countem5;2549303 said:
$1.25 is too much for this pathetic fan...
I agree.

BTW, pre-congrats on your 1000th post coming soon.
 
Hostile;2549294 said:
Someone should win the bid and tell him he has to root for the Cowboys.


4. I will purchase clothing from said team, including but not limited to: hats (ball cap and cold weather), jerseys, hoodie, and sleep gear.

Better yet, win it and insist he wear these items...

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http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Washington-Commanders-Ladies_739465B7.jpg
:muttley:
 
Hostile;2549314 said:
I agree.

BTW, pre-congrats on your 1000th post coming soon.


Even if 999 are defending owens asking the same question over and over?

J/k 5:)
 
Tennione72;2549315 said:
He's looking for attention.

Exactly. Why would anyone want a "Fan" who will only be loyal to a team if he's PAID? The guy is a loser.
 

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