Twitter: Cowboys K Brandon Aubrey misses practice for jury duty

[Gonzomandela01]

Watch him break the record for longest sentence.

 

[KJJ]

I had to sit through jury duty a few years ago and Drew Barrymore was part of my group. It’s very difficult for anyone to be excused from duty. Even judges get summoned for jury duty.

 

[Pipelayer72]

Probably Maher being tried for those 4 missed PAT's in one game.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

"third degree felony strangulation"

Bobhaze finally had enough of Rockport

 

[KJJ]

In California you need a felony on your record to disqualify you from jury duty.

 

[charron]

Our most prolific weapon. Sounds like the 49'rs found a way to keep this weapon off the field. #conspirocy theory!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Our most prolific weapon. Sounds like the 49'rs found a way to keep this weapon off the field. #conspirocy theory!

Idk, I think he's going to find Jerry guilty of negligent running of a team lol

 

[KJJ]

All Aubrey needs to do is just tell them that once he makes a decision he’s not going to be swayed by other jurors. That’s a good way to be excused from having a serve on a jury.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

All Aubrey needs to do is just tell them that once he makes a decision he’s not going to be swayed by other jurors. That’s a good way to be excused from having a serve on a jury.

Even better, he should mention that his decision will be automatic and accurate.

 

[shabazz]

Guilty people prefer a jury. Defense attorneys prefer a jury. They only have to create a little doubt in one juror who isn’t the judge.

prosecutors have to convince the same 12 idiots of guilt. You only have to convince 1 of 12 for a hung jury.

I’ve sat on a hung jury for what should have been a 5 minute deliberation. Getting 1 person to cast a shadow of a doubt is a low bar.

Very good points.

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[KJJ]

Even better, he should mention that his decision will be automatic and accurate.

Before they start interviewing him for a jury he has to go through his pre-kick routine with his hands grabbing his neck collar.

 

[wecasa]

Judge must not be a Cowboys fan.

Probably from San Fran

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Before they start interviewing him for a jury he has to go through his pre-kick routine with his hands grabbing his neck collar.

Lol, he should do that. And do a practice kick or two entering the court room.

 

[Walker]

There's time we can trade him for Cupp

Why give away our best player on the team?

 

[KJJ]

Lol, he should do that. And do a practice kick or two entering the court room.

If he does a practice kick entering the courtroom, they may be selecting a jury for his trial. Lol

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Cut him!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

In California you need a felony on your record to disqualify you from jury duty.

In Missouri, being married to a first cousin is a requisite.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

If he does a practice kick entering the courtroom, they may be selecting a jury for his trial. Lol

Lol, that's true

 

[Manwiththeplan]

So he was actually selected for Jury duty

 

[John813]

suspend him without pay