Cowboys looking for help with their strategic football operations

[XXLMike]

How the hell is hiring an intern embarrassing?

Seems like an aimless job posting.
“ if you know anything about data, give us a call”

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Seriously the job description is more like an internship to gather data.

Sure. They need someone to maintain and mine the database. The data analyst job market is scorching hot right now.

 

[jwooten15]

I applied

 

[Chasing6]

I can help. Free advice. Hire a real GM.

 

[Mark]

• Coordinate collection and reporting of wearable player tracking data...

Sounds like they're looking for a probation officer to monitor ankle bracelets.

 

[jazzcat22]

Get Cynthia Frelund in there, Jerry. At least us something to look at.

Cynthia Fraudlund.

 

[TheDude]

I can help procure with the data and stats interview, Could you show up in my place and tell Jerry and stephen "they are neither hot, nor cold, but lukewarm, therefore I will spit you out of my mouth"

 

[The Fonz]

Soooooo.....the analytics thing didn't work out?

only the first 4 parts of it worked

 

[vlad]

That would be a great internship - would lead to so many opportunities. Generic data analyst role, focus on sports, motion, physics, etc.... vs say search, finance, etc.

Plus you get to work out with the cheerleaders at the gym in The Star lol.

 

[Captain-Crash]

they're a few ex-high school players who are on here who know everything, they should jump at the job. "I played high school football" you're hired!