Cows at the New Stadium ?

cowboyuptx

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Just thought I'd share my "vision" on the new stadium with you, and see what y'all think about it.

I'd like them to have a large pasture area just outside the stadium,
with a whole lot of cows, preferably 1 for every player on the roster,
or maybe 22 enough for an offense and a defense.

Then..... Before the game (after the visiting team is anounced),
have a few real local cowboys (on horses),
run the herd through one end of the stadium and out the other side,
with the players following behind the herd!

It's a gimmick, but it's a pretty cool one (imo)......

What do y'all think?

:starspin
 

mwj473

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I think it's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Also, a bunch of 1000 lb beasts running on a natural grass surface before a game would not be the best idea. I think the grounds keeper would have a stroke.

Now, if one of them was trained to go over and take a dump on the visitors sideline, that would be pure entertainment.
 

CrazyCowboy

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It sounds great, until you start coordinating the logistics and expense of such a gimmic.....
 

theebs

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where exactly would they get the land to have all these cows? There is nothing but concrete where they are putting the stadium in, one side it is lincoln square and a bunch of shopping plazas, the other side is the ballpark in arlington!
 

Funxva

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theebs;1070095 said:
where exactly would they get the land to have all these cows? There is nothing but concrete where they are putting the stadium in, one side it is lincoln square and a bunch of shopping plazas, the other side is the ballpark in arlington!


I think you answered your own question.


/hates baseball... :)
 

bobtheflob

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My vote is no. Why perpetuate the stereotype that Cowboys fans are a bunch of rednecks?
 
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