Create Your Own Poison Pill Contract For Free Agents

[Yakuza Rich]

Okay, let's say we wanted a Commanders free agent:

1. Player cannot play for a team whose owner is not at least 5 feet tall.

or

2. Player cannot play for a team whose fanbase is 75% mentally ********.



For an Eagles free agent


1. Play cannot play more than 6 games for a team whose fans booed Santa.




Let's see how many contract structering geniuses we've got out there.

 

[YosemiteSam]

If you play for a team other than the Cowboys, the value of the contract is equal to the team's free cap space plus $1. :

 

[The30YardSlant]

If we sign Ty Law and someone else wants him, they must take Nors as part of the deal

 

[Shake_Tiller]

Re the Giants: Player cannot participate in games coached by a man whose skin has peeled and fallen off during a championship game.

 

[Yakuza Rich]

Re the Giants: Player cannot participate in games coached by a man whose skin has peeled and fallen off during a championship game.

Or, you can't play more than 3 games with a teammate who has a gap between his teeth longer than one inch.





YAKUZA

 

[Mavs Man]

Eagles - Player must play for a team that is a former Super Bowl Champion.

 

[Mavs Man]

Or, you can't play more than 3 games with a teammate who has a gap between his teeth longer than one inch.

Ouch.

But :laugh2:.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

You can't play for any team other than Dallas unless a trade for Dexter Coakley is involved.

 

[Primetime0201]

Team must have at least 1 trophy in their case :Eagles