Croc attacks elderly man's manhood...

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Ouch.


A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off -- but he lost part of his testicles and suffered a few broken bones in the melee.

Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News that he'd taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before he crossed the river. He'd crossed the same spot in the same river several times before, but this time, a giant croc was waiting for him.

"I was not suspecting anything ... But when I was almost in the middle of the river I was attacked," he told the news website. "It mauled a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood, tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my manhood was partly torn but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth ... It then grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones cracking."

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Oddly, this article just gave me an idea for a new recipe: Croc Full of Nuts.



Cajun, what'dya think? Good or no?
 

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CowboyMcCoy;4427129 said:
Oddly, this article just gave me an idea for a new recipe: Croc Full of Nuts.



Cajun, what'dya think? Good or no?
What kind of nuts we talking about here?
 
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