Croc attacks elderly man's manhood...

Risen Star

Likes Collector
Messages
92,080
Reaction score
223,025
CowboysZone ULTIMATE Fan
Ouch.


A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off -- but he lost part of his testicles and suffered a few broken bones in the melee.

Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News that he'd taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before he crossed the river. He'd crossed the same spot in the same river several times before, but this time, a giant croc was waiting for him.

"I was not suspecting anything ... But when I was almost in the middle of the river I was attacked," he told the news website. "It mauled a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood, tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my manhood was partly torn but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth ... It then grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones cracking."

http://main.aol.com/2012/02/21/crocodile-bites-off-testicles_n_1291100.html?ref=mostpopular
 
Oddly, this article just gave me an idea for a new recipe: Croc Full of Nuts.



Cajun, what'dya think? Good or no?
 
CowboyMcCoy;4427129 said:
Oddly, this article just gave me an idea for a new recipe: Croc Full of Nuts.



Cajun, what'dya think? Good or no?
What kind of nuts we talking about here?
 

Staff online

Forum statistics

Threads
464,579
Messages
13,819,825
Members
23,780
Latest member
HoppleSopple
Back
Top