As an avid reader of this message board, and occasional poster of this forum, I think it is time that I "gave something back" to this message board, for all of the enjoyment I receive reading it on a daily basis. As my GIFT to this board, I thought I should make an attempt to summarize all of the posts on this board, so that all of you do not have to make the effort to read all of the posts. This is my humble attempt. Here goes:
1. Roy Williams #11 is either the savior of this team (and everyone needs to lighten up on him), or possibly the anti-christ who carries a branding iron with 666 on it in his back pocket. Its a close call, but the exact answer remains unresolved.
2. Everything is Jerry Jones' fault. Don't you know that we should exhume the body of the Great Tom Landry and allow him to continue to coach from the grave to right Jerry Jones' first wrong. A coach as great as Landry should be allowed to coach until he is ready to quit, just like Joe Paterno, or JoPa as the posters who like to shorten names would lovingly refer to him.
3. Dexter Coakley is still worth a third round pick to us (even though he is no longer on our team) and should be traded for another teams franchise player, or even two franchise players on a good day.
4. Several of the male posters on here have "man crushes" on various players and could be coming out of the closet at any time. I'm not bashing anyone's sexual preference, just doing a humble job of summarizing posts.
5. A majority of the board would like to see Emmett Smith be allowed to return to broadcasting, which might assist in negating some of the Cowboy's Hall of Fame bias against our team. It might also assist in getting future hall of famers like Jason Whitten, Flozelle Adames, Dat Winn, Keith Brookings, Austin Miles, etc into that exclusive club.
6. The sky is falling.
7. Everyone can see that we would suffer injuries to the offensive line. I mean, seriously, I even asked my magic 8 ball and it said "All signs point to "yes". We should have drafted (insert name) or traded for Gaither. It is irrelevant that he is injured now. He wouldn't have been if we had traded for him.
8. Other teams backups are studs. They have no dropoff in play when the players ahead of them get hurt.
9. All of our backups suck.
10. The sky is still falling.
11. We should have signed T.O. to play on the offensive line. He has lost a step, but its not as important if you put him on the offensive line.
12. The Beauler won't hit a field goal all year. Woe is me.
13. Dez Bryant should hire a midget to carry his team members shoulder pads. It is too important not to comply with tradition, and seriously, he is too important to carry them himself.
14. Wade is too soft. He should hire Ray Lewis to come in and actually gun down a few players to show everyone he means business.
15. Doesn't wade know that having practice causes injuries? We should tell the guys to go make it rain and come back the morning of the Washington game.
