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Mark Newgent
A lifelong Skins fan and second-year season ticket holder; Mark Newgent brings a passionate fan perspective to Examining the Burgundy and Gold.
POSTED August 9, 2:24 PM
I just watched the first episode of HBO's Hard Knocks: Traning Camp witht he Dallas Cowboys. In the words of Doc Holliday, "now I really hate em."
Keep running camp creampuff Wade Phillips, I really look forward to the next late season/playoff meltdown.
In the episode, Jason Garrett urges new players to have the "swagger" of Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. Swagger? From what? I'll admit the Commanders haven't won anything, but they rallied from serious adversity, including the death of teammate. What have the Cowboys done? Weather Tony and Jessica, or Owens' diva tantrums?
Puh leeze!
That the Cowboy coaching staff goes easy on their players reveals that they are one T.O. narcissistic hissy fit, or Jessica Simpson appearence away from unraveling. One good beating (hopefully on September 28 or November 16) and this team will fold like a bad hand of Texas Hold'em.
The show also revealed that Dave Campo goes commando.