D.C. Commanders Examiner: Soft taps: Spa treatment with the Dallas cowboys

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Mark Newgent
A lifelong Skins fan and second-year season ticket holder; Mark Newgent brings a passionate fan perspective to Examining the Burgundy and Gold.

POSTED August 9, 2:24 PM
I just watched the first episode of HBO's Hard Knocks: Traning Camp witht he Dallas Cowboys. In the words of Doc Holliday, "now I really hate em."

Keep running camp creampuff Wade Phillips, I really look forward to the next late season/playoff meltdown.

In the episode, Jason Garrett urges new players to have the "swagger" of Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. Swagger? From what? I'll admit the Commanders haven't won anything, but they rallied from serious adversity, including the death of teammate. What have the Cowboys done? Weather Tony and Jessica, or Owens' diva tantrums?

Puh leeze!

That the Cowboy coaching staff goes easy on their players reveals that they are one T.O. narcissistic hissy fit, or Jessica Simpson appearence away from unraveling. One good beating (hopefully on September 28 or November 16) and this team will fold like a bad hand of Texas Hold'em.

The show also revealed that Dave Campo goes commando.

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:laugh2:

Wow. "Embrace The Hate".

I wouldve thought that anyone in their right minds would know TO LOVES this team and LOVES his teammates by now. :cool:
 

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WoodysGirl;2186363 said:
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Mark Newgent
A lifelong Skins fan and second-year season ticket holder; Mark Newgent brings a passionate fan perspective to Examining the Burgundy and Gold.

POSTED August 9, 2:24 PM
I just watched the first episode of HBO's Hard Knocks: Traning Camp witht he Dallas Cowboys. In the words of Doc Holliday, "now I really hate em."

Keep running camp creampuff Wade Phillips, I really look forward to the next late season/playoff meltdown.

In the episode, Jason Garrett urges new players to have the "swagger" of Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. Swagger? From what? I'll admit the Commanders haven't won anything, but they rallied from serious adversity, including the death of teammate. What have the Cowboys done? Weather Tony and Jessica, or Owens' diva tantrums?

Puh leeze!

That the Cowboy coaching staff goes easy on their players reveals that they are one T.O. narcissistic hissy fit, or Jessica Simpson appearence away from unraveling. One good beating (hopefully on September 28 or November 16) and this team will fold like a bad hand of Texas Hold'em.

The show also revealed that Dave Campo goes commando.

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Lame.

I guess you can always rely on the Commanders to cry about not getting a show of their own, especially since its us.

The reason from most players to our success last season is the change of pace that Wade gave us and JG's coaching style. WTH do they know.
 

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I'd punch that dude in the face, but I was told I shouldn't bully retards.
 

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Brandon;2186369 said:
I'd punch that dude in the face, but I was told I shouldn't bully retards.

All I needed to see was the punch in the face and I found the post funny. The ****** portion wasn't needed. :laugh2:
 

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You know, I felt bad for the Skins when Taylor was killed last year, but it's getting to the point where I want to puke when their melodramatic fans keep trying to milk it for sympathy points.
 

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Commanders are a joke franchise and the fans

I'd rather be dead in my skin than be a Commanders fan.
 

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Commanders owner Daniel Snyder (left) and VP of Football Operations Vinny Cerrato (right) pose with new head coach Jim Zorn.
 

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As a Cowboys fan, I have NO DESIRE whatsoever to watch a Commanders training camp show.

Apparently, this Commander fan has the Cowboys on his mind. Jealously I'm sure.
 

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he said they "rallied from serious adversity like the death of a teammate".


uh


I don't think there could be anything more motivating than the death of a teammate.

That's not a rallied "even though" scenario. It's a rallied "because of" scenario.
 

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Spectre;2186556 said:
he said they "rallied from serious adversity like the death of a teammate".


uh


I don't think there could be anything more motivating than the death of a teammate.

That's not a rallied "even though" scenario. It's a rallied "because of" scenario.

I get the feeling we are going to hear about ST for another decade.
 

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WoodysGirl;2186363 said:
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Mark Newgent
A lifelong Skins fan and second-year season ticket holder; Mark Newgent brings a passionate fan perspective to Examining the Burgundy and Gold.

POSTED August 9, 2:24 PM
I just watched the first episode of HBO's Hard Knocks: Traning Camp witht he Dallas Cowboys. In the words of Doc Holliday, "now I really hate em."

Keep running camp creampuff Wade Phillips, I really look forward to the next late season/playoff meltdown.

In the episode, Jason Garrett urges new players to have the "swagger" of Tony Romo and Terrell Owens. Swagger? From what? I'll admit the Commanders haven't won anything, but they rallied from serious adversity, including the death of teammate. What have the Cowboys done? Weather Tony and Jessica, or Owens' diva tantrums?

Puh leeze!

That the Cowboy coaching staff goes easy on their players reveals that they are one T.O. narcissistic hissy fit, or Jessica Simpson appearence away from unraveling. One good beating (hopefully on September 28 or November 16) and this team will fold like a bad hand of Texas Hold'em.

The show also revealed that Dave Campo goes commando.

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how does tragedy induce swagger?

more useless, and this time morbid, boasting from Skin fans
 

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WoodysGirl;2186363 said:


They could have at least made the arrow burgandy and/or gold. Guess the cheapskates could only afford the "2 Color" screen print.
 
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