Daddy, how was I born?

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Son: Daddy, how was I born?

Dad: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

You see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
 

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Banned_n_austin said:
"Well son. . .

One night you went out with me.

And...went home with your mother."
I like that....pretty good....LOL
 
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Banned_n_austin said:
"Well son. . .

One night you went out with me.

And...went home with your mother."
LOL.......

Alternate version: Well son, you're gonna find out one day, so I might as well tell you, you're mom's a slut!!
 
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