I think Dak owes the members of this board a private workout
Skills, abilities and actions he will be required to demonstrate are as follows
- A clear and definitive statement that he will give the Cowboys a hometown discount and that he will accept a new rookie deal based on his fourth round draft spot
- Ability to dunk ten times including 360, off the backboard and between the legs
- Sing the star spangled banner, hitting the high note perfectly and none of that tricked up voice stuff people do. This is ‘Merica. Sing it like we did in 1974
- Publicly denounced his brother and promise to not give him a penny
- Call Zeke fat
- Publicly apologize to all of his critics here on the board for not being Tom Brady
- Sign up to be a zone supporter and pay the hosting costs for the duration of his contract
- Admit that Dalton and DiNucci are both better QBs than he could have ever be
If he agrees to these terms then the Zone posters will agree to give him a one week reprieve from flames.