Twitter: Dak: Oh, I’m back

[Buzzbait]

Dak is good to go physically and mentally. He's confident.
No in game action might lead to a little rust but nothing to do now but stack good practices. Let's get ready for Tampa. Let's Go Cowboys!

That's the part that worries me a little bit.

 

[Buzzbait]

He Beats the Bucs and Bolts I'll kiss his a@@ and wash his car!!!

So your saying if we win, you're going to pucker up and get hosed???
I'm going to have to have a little talk with Dak!

 

[PAPPYDOG]

So your saying if we win, you're going to pucker up and get hosed???
I'm going to have to have a little talk with Dak!

Please do but I won't be getting that turtle wax just yet........

 

[NotForLong]

Yeah, I watched the episode, not a cut off clip of the scene. Are you playing dumb or were you not paying attention during last night's episode?

Both

 

[USArmyVet]

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then but not enough to survive.

Speaking from personal experience?

 

[NotForLong]

is that the Rock hand?

 

[PAPPYDOG]

The were the 31st worst defense in the NFL. They couldn’t stop a blind turtle last year.

Where was the offense prior to last season when the defense was top ten?

9 pts at NE
9 pts in Philly
10 pts vs the Saints
and the list can go on forever!!!!!

 

[USArmyVet]

Where was the offense prior to last season when the defense was top ten?

9 pts at NE
9 pts in Philly
10 pts vs the Saints
and the list can go on forever!!!!!

But But But....that was last year when Dak had his career year yet Dallas finished 8-8.....it was the fault of the defense, the coaching, the special teams, the groundskeepers, the waterboy, the weatherman, ****** it was your fault for not cheering more!!!!!!!!!

 

[NotForLong]

Yeah well the Titanic had a maiden voyage like Dak's rookie season and just like Dak's record you see how that has turned out ever since.

 

[NotForLong]

Says the guy that is currently getting called out for not knowing what the clip was even talking about proving that he didn't even watch the show and only posted because it was something to do with Dak.

But yea, everyone else are the ones making the fool of themselves

 

[NotForLong]

Photo of rocyaice and Rockport the first time they fell in love with Dak.....

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Where was the offense prior to last season when the defense was top ten?

9 pts at NE
9 pts in Philly
10 pts vs the Saints
and the list can go on forever!!!!!

2019 we were 6th.....2018, 1st in the last 8 games after we got cooper and 1-1 in the playoffs. but you are right, 2017 we were 14th...

do you really want me to embarass you and list the single digit point games for some of your idols including Dalton? really, you want to be spanked in public like that? I will spare you kiddo


now spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin....come on, start spinning...like we were 1-4 in 2020....LOL

 

[88sAndHeartbreak]

Where was the offense prior to last season when the defense was top ten?

9 pts at NE
9 pts in Philly
10 pts vs the Saints
and the list can go on forever!!!!!

In the playoffs.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Dak is following the O.J. Simpson formula of success.
Commercials are galore, great PR and exposure year-round and nationwide.
His only dilemma is unlike O.J. he really doesn't come close to O.J.'s talent base!
Dang even his Girlfriend reminds you of Nicole.
P.S.Hope he's not the jealous type........

 

[PAPPYDOG]

2019 we were 6th.....2018, 1st in the last 8 games after we got cooper and 1-1 in the playoffs. but you are right, 2017 we were 14th...

do you really want me to embarass you and list the single digit point games for some of your idols including Dalton? really, you want to be spanked in public like that? I will spare you kiddo


now spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin....come on, start spinning...like we were 1-4 in 2020....LOL

0 points vs the Colts
15 pts vs the Bills
8 pts vs the Panthers
16 pts vs the Texans
17 Pts vs the D.C.
14 pts vs the Titans

Ya its the defenses fault for not scoring points for Dak

 

[NotForLong]

you didn't read it correctly, read my response again, you were so eager to just jump at the first sentence....I did say he had 3 fumbles and so did several other players and our highest paid RB....and I did say two Ints came at the very end of games in desperation throws to the end zone.....

Nice job . . . you found even more reasons not to put the blame on the defense?

 

[88sAndHeartbreak]

Dak is following the O.J. Simpson formula of success.
Commercials are galore, great PR and exposure year-round and nationwide.
His only dilemma is unlike O.J. he really doesn't come close to O.J.'s talent base!
Dang even his Girlfriend reminds you of Nicole.
P.S.Hope he's not the jealous type........

No crap. Personal life is one thing... but OJ was top 10 most talented RB's in history.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

No crap. Personal life is one thing... but OJ was top 10 most talented RB's in history.

So why did we pay him like a top-ten talent?

 

[starfan1]

I love bacon

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

0 points vs the Colts
15 pts vs the Bills
8 pts vs the Panthers
16 pts vs the Texans
17 Pts vs the D.C.
14 pts vs the Titans

Ya its the defenses fault for not scoring points for Dak

ok, lets play your game
Brady last two years in NE
16 pts vs. KC
13 pts vs. titans
10 pts vs detroit
10 pts vs titans
10 pts vs steelers
13 pts vs rams

Wilson in last 3 years
16 against the rams
12 against the giants
16 against the ravens
12 against the rams
17 against the eagles
13 against AZ
17 against the bear
17 against the chargers

Rodgers
10 against the Bucs
10 against the bears
11 against the chargers
8 against SF
17 against washington
17 against patriots
17 against vikings
17 against cardinals
17 against the bears
0 against the lions

Allen
16 against the titans
17 against chiefs
17 against ravens
17 against Jets (LOL)
10 against patriots
13 against eagles
16 against browns
17 against ravens
17 against steelers
17 against patriots
6 against Jets
3 against ravens
0 against packers
13 against titans
13 against texans
5 against colts
6 against patriots
9 against bears
17 against dolphins
14 against lions
12 against patriots

Mahomes
17 against falcons
9 against tampa
13 against colts

Brees
9 against Rams
13 against jags
9 against falcons
12 against panthers

Jackson
17 against patriots
3 against the bills
12 against titans
9 against browns
16 against steelers
17 against chargers



ooohhh butt hurt, butt hurt, butt hurt....I am sure you are dragging our bloodied butt on the ground like my dog after he takes a dump and his poop gets stuck.....I can just imagine your face and LOL