Dak Positivity Thread 2

[BoyzBlaster]

Fellow Zoners -

Once again Captain Dak has sunk the SS Dallas Cowboys ship by steering it directly into an iceberg, thus ending another season with one of his famous "oopsies". And yes it appears he is actually getting worse not better as we settle in for his mega cap hit years. And yes judging by his post game comments he is either completely tone deaf, stupid, a defective cyborg, or doesn't give a crap.

Hoping to keep this thread positive, I thought I'd pass along this gem about his contract I found on Spotrac:

* Annual Super Bowl win + 50% snaps: $1M

At least we won't have to pay him that million dollars.

 

[ShortRound]

Am I drunk?

 

[G2]

This is why dad left.

 

[BoyzBlaster]

Am I drunk?

You may just want to stay drunk for the next couple of years until we can get Dak to walk the plank.

 

[The Quest for Six]

Ah damn, my rum bottle is empty.....

 

[ThatJerryKid]

Fellow Zoners -

Once again Captain Dak has sunk the SS Dallas Cowboys ship by steering it directly into an iceberg, thus ending another season with one of his famous "oopsies". And yes it appears he is actually getting worse not better as we settle in for his mega cap hit years. And yes judging by his post game comments he is either completely tone deaf, stupid, a defective cyborg, or doesn't give a crap.

Hoping to keep this thread positive, I thought I'd pass along this gem about his contract I found on Spotrac:

* Annual Super Bowl win + 50% snaps: $1M

At least we won't have to pay him that million dollars.

 

[Risen Star]

I'm positive he sucks.

 

[xwalker]

Fellow Zoners -

Once again Captain Dak has sunk the SS Dallas Cowboys ship by steering it directly into an iceberg, thus ending another season with one of his famous "oopsies". And yes it appears he is actually getting worse not better as we settle in for his mega cap hit years. And yes judging by his post game comments he is either completely tone deaf, stupid, a defective cyborg, or doesn't give a crap.

Hoping to keep this thread positive, I thought I'd pass along this gem about his contract I found on Spotrac:

* Annual Super Bowl win + 50% snaps: $1M

At least we won't have to pay him that million dollars.Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[Miller]

I’ve had too much vino! Shaking head a few times

 

[mattjames2010]

Please mods. Create a Dak zone. Just do it already.

 

[Jake]

Please mods. Create a Dak zone. Just do it already.

Pretty sure that would just have mods constantly moving Dak threads from Fan Zone to the Dak Zone. There is a simpler option: ignore threads that don't interest you.

Dak will remain polarizing until he's gone or accomplishes real postseason success. Such is the life of the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, and ours as fans.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Hoping to keep this thread positive, I thought I'd pass along this gem about his contract I found on Spotrac:

* Annual Super Bowl win + 50% snaps: $1M

At least we won't have to pay him that million dollars.

I was told there wouldn't be any math.

 

[big dog cowboy]

And yes judging by his post game comments he is either completely tone deaf, stupid, a defective cyborg, or doesn't give a crap.

 

[Motorola]

Fellow Zoners -

Once again Captain Dak has sunk the SS Dallas Cowboys ship by steering it directly into an iceberg, thus ending another season with one of his famous "oopsies". And yes it appears he is actually getting worse not better as we settle in for his mega cap hit years. And yes judging by his post game comments he is either completely tone deaf, stupid, a defective cyborg, or doesn't give a crap.

Hoping to keep this thread positive, I thought I'd pass along this gem about his contract I found on Spotrac:

* Annual Super Bowl win + 50% snaps: $1M

At least we won't have to pay him that million dollars.

As if Prescott has been tossing and turning, having restless nights on his Sleep Number bed, thinking about that 1 mil....

 

[Mk2_Cowboys]

Dak needs every single thing to go his way to succeed . The slightest resistance against an equal or better team and he’ll fold like a lawn chair. We will never win a championship with him. I hope I was positive enough.

 

[mattjames2010]

Pretty sure that would just have mods constantly moving Dak threads from Fan Zone to the Dak Zone. There is a simpler option: ignore threads that don't interest you.

Dak will remain polarizing until he's gone or accomplishes real postseason success. Such is the life of the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, and ours as fans.

Uh, we already have a similar zone that is started for more controversial topics - not every discussion on Dak should be moved there, but there are obvious threads started that will turn into spats. There is no other way for a thread like this to go, it's just the same repeated crap we have seen countless times daily on here. It should be filtered out.

 

[cowboyec]

dak's a good qb we can win with.
he just needs to reign in the gunsling'n and he'll be fine.

 

[Shane612]

Dak is a one trick pony.

 

[Coogiguy03]

DAK POSITIVITY THREAD, can someone say CRICKETS!!! LOL

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

Please mods. Create a Dak zone. Just do it already.

Mods, I agree with this. Furthermore, can you just label the Dak zone as the Recycle bin?