Dak Prescott and girlfriend, Natalie Buffett, split

Cowpolk

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So what made her break up with you then, if it wasn't the bacon?
She was a year older and had a scholarship in Florida Back then Cowboys cheerleaders were high school cheerleaders We lived next door to each other were friends since age 5 she had a twin sister But I could tell which one was Donna or Debbie One had a mole on her butt the other did not
 

Asklesko

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Dak can't please a woman or Dallas Cowboys fans. He is a monumental colossal failure.
 

Vtwin

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She probably got tired of being blamed for leaving the toilet seat up.
 

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He kept hitting her in the eye...with the football.

You know...errant passing.
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