Dak's career records

[5Stars]

Pigeon poop fan...

I'm a Cowboy fan, but I did have to eat Pigeon...did not really want to but needed to survive. lol

 

[USArmyVet]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.

 

[acr731]

Your mamma got nominated for the Krispy Kreme girls calendar

 

[Captain-Crash]

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

[USArmyVet]

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, ‘To be continued.’

 

[Captain-Crash]

Big Mike is so fat, his job title is Spoon and Fork Operator. crap. dang got off topic...

 

[USArmyVet]

Big Mike is so fat, his job title is Spoon and Fork Operator. crap. dang got off topic...

MM is so dumb when JJ said it was chilly outside, he ran outside with a spoon.

 

[5Stars]

Your mamma got nominated for the Krispy Kreme girls calendar

Leave the puppy dog alone.

 

[Captain-Crash]

MM is so dumb when JJ said it was chilly outside, he ran outside with a spoon.

MM is so fat, that he can't even jump to a conclusion.

 

[acr731]

Leave the puppy dog alone.

I felt sad for him and changed it

 

[5Stars]

Charlotte Jones is so hot, I would have her making sounds not even a dog could hear.

JJ did something right...women are God's greatest creation.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Charlotte Jones is so hot, I would have her making sounds not even a dog could hear.

not Jerry's other son, Carl-lott

MM is so fat, that he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

[Section446]

Bum

 

[5Stars]

not Jerry's other son, Carl-lott

MM is so fat, that he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I hope he brings Dak a spoon. He just lies in his clean bed.

 

[Captain-Crash]

I hope he brings Dak a spoon. He just lies in his clean bed.

zeke used to be there eating crackers with him but dak said he couldn't eat crackers in his bed anymore since he was no longer here or his bff.

 

[acr731]

Charlotte Jones is so hot, I would have her making sounds not even a dog could hear.

JJ did something right...women are God's greatest creation.

Would you really enjoy banging someone who looks just like Jerry?

 

[Captain-Crash]

Would you really enjoy banging someone who looks just like Jerry?

only rich Dalrymple knows if it's a he or she.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

[cowboybish]

Interesting. But the stat that stands out is 3-7 all time in January. That is postseason and regular season.... and it's the only month where he has a losing record. Something about him and the month of January don't mix well. Most people would rather that stat flip to 7-3, and his other months can be a lot lower and that's ok.

Don’t you think most quarterbacks have that same stat?