Dak's new signature cologne on sale

[Asklesko]

Wear it and women won't even look your way.

 

[maxdogg]

six the hard way.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Man he got a clocking that day, he needed Bruce Lee in a bad way that day.

the beginning of the shell shock.

 

[Cowpolk]

Does it smell like chicken noodle soup

 

[Cowpolk]

Should be a Joseph Randle sighting any minute.

Does Dak have A Brand of underwear also

 

[Melonfeud]

Wonder if the spray tip is accurate

,,,,

 

[rynochop]

I hope all the comedians in here have day jobs..there's a reason there's only a few who make a living at it

 

[panchucko]

He better get as much money as he can now....

Have no fear jerry is going to pay him too

 

[Captain-Crash]

Does Dak have A Brand of underwear also

he does it's called depends

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Have no fear jerry is going to pay him too

LLLOOLLL, tell me about it.

 

[lockster]

the sad part is this cologne can't ever hit its target, do no one knows what it smells like. Another venture taking his time that he should be using learning how to play qb.

 

[Melonfeud]

I mean yes and no Willie.

Even if Dak is relegated to being a career back-up in the NFL. He would be one of the higher end back ups.

High end back ups can make what 4-5 mil a year? And hold down back up spots until they’re 38-40 if they want.

So Even if he spends his time as a career back up, he is looking at earning at least 50+ mil for the rest of his career. I would imagine.

But,can one possibly envision the "stewed& steeped" footballin' This cat would ,just by the mandatory nature of that gig he would absorb thru the mere osmosis in being around ( other than J GARRETT, that is, ) a goal driven & focused fighting franchise for just 2 or 3 years? ,,,SHEESE! I bet that cat could go in middle of the 3rd quarter down by 14& win By 3 once that light goes off inside him knowing what he's seeing arrayed across the LOS,,,just cuz' he'd step in & powerful groove to that brief part-time gig,beat them with his legs repeatedly, then burn their barn deep,,,

* oh yes, Dak Prescott highest paid backup Q.B. to seldom play,,,look Man,he's gotta' tighten up his starting game play, first& foremost? The element of doubt/ second guessing be damned, pre conceive that 30 yard drill dart before the snap, then be committed in it's success, the guy fishtails between indecisive&indecision on more pass plays than not,,,like that pre snap commitment isn't there,,,er,,,Heat will do that ,But, that's exactly when he should strike the colors of the jolly Roger, & peddle that ball forward, without a second thought, doubt or fear of repercussions ( from his own bench firstly) PLAY TO WIN #4,,,YOU ARE FLYING THE PLANE,BRO!

 

[America's Cowboy]

the sad part is this cologne can't ever hit its target, do no one knows what it smells like. Another venture taking his time that he should be using learning how to play qb.

Oooh, so during Mondays when all of the team has off during every week of the season, Dak should be using to learn how to play QB?

 

[SoupcanSam]

He better get as much money as he can now....

Oh please the guy plays for a franchise the pay out big bucks based on emotional attachment.

Daks got this!

 

[Captain-Crash]

"Dakhard, strong enough for a man but made for a women" new cologne.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Do men still wear cologne?

When we go to the disco and bowling league potlucks, duh!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Dak's Focus

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Dak is going "hollywood" this pisses me off.. I'm through with him. He already don't know how to wear his hat.

Back off, tightwad lad of the wrestling mat!
He'd be stupid to not maximize his earnings.
Why you mad, bro?
Cease or get a body slam for the ages, matey.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Back off, tightwad lad of the wrestling mat!
He'd be stupid to not maximize his earnings.
Why you mad, bro?
Cease or get a body slam for the ages, matey.

LMAO, who's mad, you don't know the context of the post. Have another "british cig", or a cup of tea.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

LMAO, who's mad, you don't know the context of the post. Have another "british cig", or a cup of tea.

I slap you, villainous mount heap!
Do not incur me wrath. Let it go, lout.