Dallas Cowboy Christmas Gift Wishes

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Post your gift wishes for Cowboys coaches and players.....

Here's mine:


Jerry Jones – a lump of coal

Jason Garrett - a copy of “The Idiots Guide to Coaching Football”

Bill Callahan – a copy of “The Idiots Guide to Calling Football Plays”

Monte Kiffin – a copy of “How to Know When You Are Too Old to Coach Football”

Tony Romo – a new head coach and offensive coordinator

Demarco Murray – “see Tony Romo”

Dez Bryant – a healthy dose of maturity

Jason Witten – the fountain of youth

Miles Austin – a new hamstring

Sean Lee – a glass repair kit

Demarcus Ware – “see Sean Lee and Jason Witten”

Morris Claiborne – a copy of “How to Live up to Expectations Based on Where You Were Drafted” and a glass repair kit

Brandon Carr – a defensive coordinator that knows how to use a “cover corner”
 
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